Kearbell

A rare breed. A person who has a massive penis. He is known to be outstanding at sexual intercourse. Muscles is easily attained by lifting weights. Usually is tan and chiseled during summer season. Most people lose control and want to bang this person.

"Damn, what a Kearbell."
"Shut the fuck up, Kearbell."
"Kearbell, wanna smash?"
"Don't be you, be a Kearbell."

Kearbell by Massive Cockman March 1, 2019

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Kearbell

A man with a massive cock

Kearbell it's soooo big
STRETCH ME Kearbell
Kearbell you're gonna slice me open

Kearbell by Massive Cockman October 29, 2019

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Kearbell

a really fat and obese man who always plays with his butt. anyone around a Kearbell are immediately knocked out by the horrendous stench they protrude out of their flaps. some may rarely have very big boobs that can be amazing to honk honk.

man that kearbell is so fat and stinky, but man hes got nice tits

Kearbell by B4RF January 9, 2025

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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