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The act of being completely lost, disoriented or unorganized
Dave: "What the hell are you doing ?"
Chris: "I don't know man, I'm really kauzed right now.
Kauz by Dabbmundur April 10, 2011
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Literally Chaos, a state of total disorientation or the act of being extremely unorganized. People who are suffering from extreme dehydration are often completely lost and are therefore in the state of kauz (Chaos).
Charles: What is that old lady doing ? She seems disorientated.
Gucci: Yeah, she has alzeimer's, she is really Kauzed
Kauz by Dabzter April 11, 2011
Related Words
Kauz • Kauzar • Kauzee • kauzer • kauzhaa • kauzi • kauzum
Fernando was Kauzering when he was interrupted by a chunky peanut butter nutty butty
kauzer by Bootsmcgoots February 29, 2020
Dude who streams fortnite and is bald as shit.He is also a guy who rages so hard in video games he destroys all his household items
Yo have you seen kauzums streams lately?
kauzum by ducklover4ever200 January 31, 2023
Tiktok person hot cool nice to muatual
I’d like kauzhaa
kauzhaa by kauzhaa May 14, 2021
deno alichapwa na kauzi(police)
kauzi by aartishar August 21, 2017
Literally the best person on earth. Very loving, protective and caring of her friends and family. Everyone wants to be Kauzar. Probably an entp 8w9 but in a good way
Ohmygod did you see Kauzar today she looked stunning, I want to be her.
Kauzar by Andromeda_01 November 20, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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