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An advanced form of the word yeet for the average intellectual
Damn I really want to KAZEET off a cliff right now
Oh man she really just kazeetus that fetus
Kazeet by Bonjouritsolive February 28, 2019
Related Words
Kauzee • kaizeen • Kayzee • karzee • kauzer • kayzee_b • Kazee • Kazeem • Kazeema • Kazeet
He is an amazing lover , he knows exactly what to say to get any girl he wants , he is usually popular and famous. Kazeem is very athletic, very strong and has a big heart .
Bonnie : Who is that fine young man over there ?
Her best friend : That’s Kazeem
Kazeem by ill take your man July 8, 2019

Al Kazeer cryptic 

A fat joint made with hash in which seperate chunks of hash are wrapped with cloth pipe cleaners, then all the pipe cleaners are rolled into a big pipe-cleaner joint. To smoke, you unwravel an individual tendril of hash and freehand it. Called "cryptic" because of the unwinding process.
I smoked an Al Kazeer cryptic and was stoned for TWO DAYS. (true story)
Another way of saying crazy; a state of being high and careless or a word to describe your high or awesome state of mind
Omg dude, I feel so kayzee right now !

Your like so kayzee to skull all that

OMFG this is so KAYZEEE !!
Kayzee by HAPPYLISAAA October 18, 2008
Fernando was Kauzering when he was interrupted by a chunky peanut butter nutty butty
kauzer by Bootsmcgoots February 29, 2020
Where one might powder one's nose. Bog, shithouse, the porcelain.
Fuck me, who's just stunk the Karzee out? Smells like someone just died in there.
karzee by Neilee November 1, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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