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Katatonia 

A superb metal band, for fans of Opeth, October Tide and Daylight Dies.

katamari damacy

The absolute greatest and best video game ever made, wherein a large ball of stuff is rolled around, picking up other stuff until it gets larger and can pick up bigger stuff.

Defeated Godzilla.
katamari damacy by Flynn Taggart November 9, 2004

Katamari Damacy

Also known as Katamari Damashii. A video game for the Playstation 2. Story:The King of Cosmos was drunk one night and destroyed the stars in the sky with his reckless driving. As the Prince of Cosmos, it is up to you to go to earth (Japan to be exact), roll up as many things as you can into a ball called a "katamari" (which means "ball" or "clump" in japanese), and throw it into the heavens - so it will become a new star.
The game is easy to learn, very addictive, and extremely fun. Only the two analog sticks on the PS2 controller are used, along with a few others that serve minor purposes. You begin rolling up small objects such as erasers and thumbtacks, but by the games end, your "katamari" consists of buildings, giant squids, clouds, and even islands.
If you like innovative titles, or just plain fun ones, pick this game up. It's only $20! ROYAL RAINBOW!
Katamari Damashii is the most innovative game of 2004, or perhaps EVER.
Katamari Damacy by Mashyuu January 30, 2005

Katatonia 

Katatonia is a unique Swedish metal band which pioneered death-doom metal outside of the UK.

Formerly a death-doom metal band, presently a completely unfathomable stew-up of different genres, best defined as Katatonia metal. For all intents and purposes, Katatonia is a duo of Anders and Jonas and a revolving door of other guys. Has a large multi-genre appeal but has never quite had the popularity of their friends and old bandmates in Opeth.

Anyone who puts oneself through the enjoyable misery of listening to their music and trained in the art of deciphering death-metal vocals will find the lyrics regard purely depression, loss and heartbreak, composed in faux-poetic abstract word sandwiches. Were the members not gnarly long haired death-metaller types, we might be inclined to feel a little worried about them.

The act of listening to their music is best compared to having your heart and soul ripped out and stamped on a bit, gently, caringly, and meaningfully, all at once. If this sounds like BDSM, maybe it is. Nevertheless, it has a dedicated fan-base that seem to like this and have persisted through the decades so that they can have their feelings stamped on a bit more with each new album.

Not krieg enough to like in trve kvlt metal circles anymore. Hide your guilty pleasure, or claim that you haven't been able to enjoy them since "Sounds of Decay".
Me - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE GUYS ARE SO BLOODY GREAT KATATONIA ARE LIFE THEY NEED TO BE WORLD LEADERS OH MY GOD IM GOING TO CUM
Normal guy - What?
Katatonia by Kocy July 12, 2016

Katamari 

A tiny ball of alien origin. By rolling over objects smaller then it, they instantly stick to the ball and make it bigger. The bigger it gets, the larger the objects that can stick to it. When it reaches a preset size, it is launched into space and turns into a star. Used in the Japanese video game 'Katamari Damacy'.
Let's make a bigger, more super-nice Katamari.

-King of All Cosmos
Katamari by k00ld00d321 December 30, 2004

katamari damacy

A game made by people who were on overdoese of several illegal substances at once. Strangely, the gameplay is as addictive as those illegal substances.
What ever drugs the makers of Katamari Damacy are using, I WANT THEM!!!
katamari damacy by Okita-Sama April 6, 2005