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Hottest, funniest man alive! I'm cereal.
Kassem has a monster cock. I'm cereal.
Kassem by Steven Axel ;) June 11, 2018
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Kasseem • Kaseem • Kassem • kasheem • kassemg • Kahseem • kaiseem • Kasseam • Kassee • kasseim
a youtube comedian who goes on the streets of california and asks questions to stupid beach-goers. he wears wolf shirts and ray-ban glasses everywhere.
I was watching kassemg's newest video the other day. it was so funny.
kassemg by jweinstein116 September 26, 2010
Sexiest man in the universe has a kind heart and knows how to treat a lady
hey did the night with kassem go

it went great he was very noble

good call
Kassem by leblink October 27, 2011
Awesome. Nuff said.
Friend: You coming tomorrow then?
Kaseem: No.
Friend: *cries*
Kaseem by Lookies October 18, 2008
Big dick black man that lays pipe so good it’ll put you in a coma afterwards. Very sensual and giving. Chocolate with a gorgeous smile and a tongue that makes you shiver. Sarcastic introvert with a big heart.
Girl, you need a Kasheem in ya life!
kasheem by Diamondwalk88 April 19, 2021
Kassee is a very shy girl on the surface, but get to know her and she will be the most fun friend ever. She is very sexy and everybody knows it except her. Kassee is the type of friend you always want to have with you because she can always help you. She knows how to make people happy and loves to be reminded that she's beautiful. Usually has very big boobs but doesn't show them off as much as she should.
Kassee seems so cute!
Kassee by ._Saigon_. January 11, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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