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kaiseem is a big dicked man that gets no bitches hes virgin that stay at home that cant drive but he has a bog dick so it makes up for it alot ps if you meet a kaseem dont let him eat your ass he will gouble that shit up quick he =s an ass mucncher pps. kaseem is gay asf
kaiseem you like dick
kaiseem by dumpyinside December 16, 2021
Awesome. Nuff said.
Friend: You coming tomorrow then?
Kaseem: No.
Friend: *cries*
Kaseem by Lookies October 18, 2008
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Kaisermiser 

To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.
I gave that dude a kaisermiser! He duffed me in the face.. But he still ate my pubes!
Kaisermiser by Ballssssss October 21, 2012
Kaseem is that boy who just chill and watch everything , he’s a hard person to study. He get all the girls but he like to keep it very low key, Kaseem also doesn’t like a lot of attention he have a bad attitude.
Hey you wanna go to Kaseem’s House today?
Kaseem by Jigga November 11, 2018
Someone who's popular and cares too much about what people think. Often hiding their emotions and teasing people when deep down, they care about people too much.
A: Whoa, you're so athletic and caring, your name must be Kahseem.
B:!!!How did you know?!!!
A:Wild guess ;)
Kahseem by ItssssRenee October 14, 2011
Even though a pothead he is really sweet person and cares a lot especially for the people he loves. He is super cute and dumb asf but you will love him.
Lowkey wanna get high with kaseem and laugh for a lil
Kaseem by Potheads_girlfriend_ November 25, 2021
He is a whore he cheats but goes back to the same girl eveytime
Kaseem: hey you wanna go out

Girl 1: yes
Kaseem: hey bae
Kaseem girlfriend: heyy
Kaseem by Secret gai May 4, 2019
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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