mista

A 'cool' way to say Mister

Did Mista Smith give us any math homework?

by Dudette March 23, 2005

mista

one damn sexy bitch.

(reputed to induce instaneous orgasm. (x3) )

ohmagodlah! itsamistalah! itsamista! itsA-A-A-O-OH-OOOOOH-OHMY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MISSSSSTAAA.
(direct quote.)

by mista ^^ September 4, 2003

mista

a twitch streamer/ content creator . He has a really chill stream with pineapple vibes. He is a good influence and if you aren't yet go follow him on twitch @twitch.tv/MistaNoZero

be chill like Mista

by 0verrmind October 11, 2020

mista mista

A guys that gets you pregnant then leaves you and denies it’s his so he doesn’t have to take care of it.

Sarah’s baby daddy is a mista mista. He just up and ran once he found out he got per pregnant.

by christabell lillian dandy November 24, 2017

Mista

the one sexy beast from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 - Golden Wind. With the stand 'Six Bullets' (Sex Pistols) he can manipulate the bullets (actual bullets not the human like ones that help him)

"Have you seen JJBA pt5 yet?"

"Yeah I love Mista."

by herpiesfreesince03 June 13, 2019

Mista

Mista's a guy from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure who despises the number 4.

Guy 1: Hey man, you ever heard of mista?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's best jobro

by Abbachio June 17, 2020

Mista

Someone that hasn’t washed their balls in years, and or has not taken a bath in who knows how long. Mista is a fictional character from “jojo’s bizarre adventure” well know for not washing his balls. Therefore, he should be used to refer to someone that is very unsanitary. Although they might be hot

You’re so, mista! Wash your balls!

by Mikasabigbiddies February 14, 2021