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Mista's a guy from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure who despises the number 4.
Guy 1: Hey man, you ever heard of mista?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's best jobro
Mista by Abbachio June 17, 2020
Did Mista Smith give us any math homework?
mista by Dudette March 23, 2005
Someone that hasn’t washed their balls in years, and or has not taken a bath in who knows how long. Mista is a fictional character from “jojo’s bizarre adventure” well know for not washing his balls. Therefore, he should be used to refer to someone that is very unsanitary. Although they might be hot
Mista by Mikasabigbiddies February 14, 2021
Musty crusty stank ass sassy shoota
Ayo whats mista wit cho stank ass!
Mista by Narancia! March 20, 2022
one damn sexy bitch.

(reputed to induce instaneous orgasm. (x3) )
ohmagodlah! itsamistalah! itsamista! itsA-A-A-O-OH-OOOOOH-OHMY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MY-MISSSSSTAAA.
(direct quote.)
mista by mista ^^ September 4, 2003
a twitch streamer/ content creator . He has a really chill stream with pineapple vibes. He is a good influence and if you aren't yet go follow him on twitch @twitch.tv/MistaNoZero
be chill like Mista
mista by 0verrmind October 11, 2020