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Hottest, funniest man alive! I'm cereal.
Kassem has a monster cock. I'm cereal.
Kassem by Steven Axel ;) June 11, 2018
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Sexiest man in the universe has a kind heart and knows how to treat a lady
hey did the night with kassem go

it went great he was very noble

good call
Kassem by leblink October 27, 2011
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Kassem kassemg Kassem Khanafer kassim Kaseem kasem kassel Kessem kasemo Kashem
Literraly the coolest guy around. Everywhere he goes, people follow. Hes just that type of guy.
Did I forget to mention how hot he is. <EXTREMEMLY>😋😋🥵
Have you seen Kassem. I wish he talked to me.
kassem by anonymous November 22, 2021
Who blew up thAT CAR? muST haVe been Kassem.
Kassem by Pineapples. January 8, 2010

Kassem Khanafer 

Kassem Khanafer is a habib that lives in the "dilo"
Kassem loves driving his eshay car and skrrting

He is really bad at ping pong and
most important of all loves a good ankle. He calculates beauty by ankle size and it gets him off but too big of an ankle isnt good as it represents pork and its against his religion
Kassem Khanafer: "Look at that fiesty ankle not behd would wife you up"

Blake: Kassem come on that is a goat not a human
Kassem Khanafer by Frxnch July 22, 2019
Kassim is a really peng person with a 10/10 personality he is also tall, and has a fully connected beard. Kassim is a man that you want to marry he is also very caring and protects those around him. He is one of the only people that will have his friends back through anything. Get yourself a kassim .
Is that kassim omg he is sooooo handsome
Kashema is that next level kind of woman, there is no one like her. A true queen. She's goregous and her smile is contagious. Everyone wants to be near her and she makes people feel like they can be at their top potential when she's around. Her best friends know that no other friend can compare. She's a great dancer, singer and can accomplish anything she puts her mind to. If you have a Kashema in your life you know what it's like to be friends with the best there is.
Kashema: queen, next level.

Girl Kashema is so next level. You go queen.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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