Karyed

If you found yourself a Karyed, you must be the luckiest person in the world because there is no other Karyed. She is the definition of a strength and resilience that can only be match by her beauty. Incredible eyes and amazing smile. No obstacle is too great because she is a gem that will not break. In all aspects of life, she is truly the best partner to have. She will lift you when you need it and provide the foundation to ground you when flying too close to the sun. She has the ability to make you smile, whether it's because she can't stop eating Chamoy/Tajin Mexican candies or arms deep in a bag of chips. Finally, she excels at motherhood because nothing can match the love and dedication she gives. If you encounter a Karyed in this world, please make sure to give her a lemon/lime because that will instantly make her day.

Nothing quite says perfection like "Karyed".

by HopefulRomantic November 24, 2021

Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015

Mario Karted

To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.

"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"

by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009

Kanyed

to hijack someone's good mood, especially by upstaging or overshadowing it

Michael's crying baby Kanyed his morning coffee

by cheekymonkeyMMW September 14, 2009

Kanyed

To totally interrupt someone in the middle of them talking about something important.

Kanye kanyed Taylor Swift during the VMA's...not cool, at all.

by LAINERZ September 14, 2009

karked

From the slang Kark (shortened form of carcass - a dead body)

To have died

I drove to the Heatherbell Crossroads and stalled. I tried to start it, it had karked it - totally

In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty

But I didnt.....

by Little Miss Mayonnaise July 18, 2005

Kanyed

To get interrupted by a self-absorbed raging douchebag during a moment of glory.

1.) I just got Kanyed by some jackass while accepting my award.

2.) Dude, you just Kanyed the punch line to my joke.

by Mr. Evilman September 16, 2009