Karbed 

Verb: To have some kind of vehicle that has a carburetor, and or is getting one.

Example: Bro that car is Karbed.

Karbed by Johnson Franklin March 27, 2023

Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

Mario karted by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015

Mario Karted

To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.

"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"

Mario Karted by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009

Karberging 

the act of having sex with multiple men at once while drinking a slurpee.

"my mom caught me karberging last night."
"awuh man, that's messed up!"

Karberging by youyouyughio January 5, 2010

kaebedo 

kaeya and albedo. narrative parallels who are also by extension, lovers. they are married. they're kissing each other right now. the best ship in genshin impact, the infinite possibilities of their relationship.

person 1: kaebedo canon
person 2. so true bestie

kaebedo by kaebedocanon2021 March 11, 2021

kabedon 

When a person pushes another person into a wall, trapping them with their arms.

I talked back to my boyfriend, and he used the kabedon on me and we ended up making out.

kabedon by kitkat6969696996969 November 4, 2020

kaebedo 

the ship between kaeya and albedo from genshin impact

kaebedo is canon

kaebedo by kaebedocanon2021 March 11, 2021