karled

To be extremely drunk or wasted.

Did you see Steve last night? He was so Karled he passed out in his bowl of chicken noodle soup.

by Karl Olson September 9, 2006

karled

The action of prematuraly ejaculating before any clothes are taken off, or ejaculating in your trousers.

Dude #1: dude check that lasses rack man
Dude #2: dude i think i just karled
Dude #1: dude thats sick

by Piezo August 11, 2006

The Karl

A measure of alcohol that exceeds 8oz to be drank all at once like a 1oz shot. A Karl 8-10oz shot.

"Please bartender give me The Karl"

by Crazyirish August 25, 2013

Karl

Karl, meaning "manly" or "free man."

Origin: French, German, Slovac, Scandinavian.

Karl is a good guy. He doesn't get up in the morning to please you, but if he gets the chance, he'll make your day. He is intelligent, witty, and uber hilarious. His image is sharp, well put together, and good looking. He has a certain charm about him that makes him easy to get along with. Strong hearted.

I met this awesome guy the other day...

DUDE I BET HIS NAME WAS KARL.

by InsertPseudonymRightHurrr January 7, 2012

karl

when ur name is karl

wow thats a karl

by karlislit August 25, 2017

Karl

Messy organization. Very detail-oriented and precise. Strives to always be on-time. Tends to see the best in others. A Karl will give up their own comfort to ensure a loved one is taken care of first. An all-around type, Karl's will dominate any task given and perfect it if putting their mind to it. Very athletic. Loves intamacy and affection. Can sometimes overwhelm the opposite sex with attention, but it's not their intention. Karl is very giving and unselfish. Makes sure his lover is pleased before satisfying his own desires. Great kisser. Despite age, Karl adapts very well to any crowd they're in. Ability to read emotions in others is not a strong point, but Karl is always willing to listen. Playful personalities and humor will always play a big role in getting to know a Karl.

Girl #1: "3 times!"
Girl #2: "No way! 3 times?!"
Girl #1: "Yes! 3 times in a row! I didn't even have to do anything! Karl is best I've ever had!"

by maljohn33 November 27, 2011

A Karl

An ignorant democrat who opens the door for communists to overthrow the United States of America.

See Karl Marx

Don't be such a Karl. How can you not see the corruption in this election!!!

by TheKevinJames December 1, 2020