karled 

To be extremely drunk or wasted.

Did you see Steve last night? He was so Karled he passed out in his bowl of chicken noodle soup.

karled by Karl Olson September 9, 2006

karled 

The action of prematuraly ejaculating before any clothes are taken off, or ejaculating in your trousers.

Dude #1: dude check that lasses rack man
Dude #2: dude i think i just karled
Dude #1: dude thats sick

karled by Piezo August 11, 2006

Karled 

To be annoyed or inconvenienced by outside forces

My commute got karled when I got a flat tire on the highway.

Karled by Heva Davis February 11, 2022

Karled 

Being fired without warning because your boss does not like you.

No dude... I don't want to ger karled!

Karled by Wowdudes1001 June 17, 2016

karled 

when you tell a dude. "dude, i just want to bang and have fun n stuff" but he tries to invite himself to meet your parents and tour all like " what the fuck are you doing karl, get off my shit bitch"

i just wanted to go camping and get away for the weekend but i got karled.

i karled a girl and i liked it!

stop it karl nobody like a karler.

karled by 22422 June 7, 2018

Karled 

To fondle and smell someone else's food.

As he leaned over to put his nose in my lunch, I knew I had just ben Karled

Karled by shawnwalsh82 September 22, 2023

karled it 

When you do something spectacular and everybody is in awe of your ability to carry out a certain task to perfection

Oh he has really karled it there

karled it by Karlosbermingjam June 29, 2017