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Karmazov's Law 

The inverse relationship of the real state of an interpersonal relationship proportional to the projected state of said relationship on social media; named after redditor j_karmazov who studied the phenomena.
A: "I feel so sorry for Brad; he's been so miserable after marrying Stacy."
B: "I know, right. But they seem so happy in all of her Instagram photos?"
A: "That's just for appearances, I guess. Karmazov's Law, and all that."
Karmazov's Law by ImaginaryGabe January 7, 2021
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karmazon's law 

Law which states that if a profile picture on a social networking sites contains two girls, the uglier one is the owner of the profile.
Dude, this girl is trying to friend me but I can't figure out which one is her.

According to karmazon's law, it's the ogre on the left.
karmazon's law by fakamada May 6, 2011

Karamazov’s Law 

Karmazov’s Law is defined as the observation that the real, observable state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of said relationship via electronic outlets. This includes, but is not limited to social media and reality television.

This law was discovered by Redditor u/j_karamazov
‘Bridezillas’ is a show that demonstrates Karamazov’s Law rather well; many of the stars either break up with, or are broken up by their partners due to the entire, and often awful parts of the relationships not being seen, and false perceptions are had by the audience.
Karamazov’s Law by Memeagon January 7, 2021

Karamazov’s Law 

The real state of an interpersonal relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Rick: dude Annie keeps posting pics of her and Marc and shit on Facebook but I’m pretty sure she’s sleeping with his brother.

Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.
Karamazov’s Law by Lord Bi den January 7, 2021

Karamazov’s Law 

The phenomenon in which the real state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Tim and Erica sure post a lot of pics of them smiling on vacation saying “so in love after all these years” so you know they actually hate each other. It’s karamazov’s law.
Karamazov’s Law by iihemc January 7, 2021

Karamazov's Law 

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
That Instagram model's husband is a victim of Karamazov's law, the poor guy.
Karamazov's Law by ProudBoomer January 7, 2021

Karamazov's Law 

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
That Instagram model's husband is a victim of Karamazov's Law, the poor guy.
Karamazov's Law by ProudBoomer January 7, 2021
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