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She is a natural healer. Whether she is tending to your wounds or healing your soul with laughter, she will leave you better than she found you. Her maturity will catch you off guard. Levelheaded, straightforward, intelligent and strong. She can make you nervous to be around her because of her confidence, but she’ll calm you right down with her warmth and welcoming air. If you’re lucky enough to have her in your life, be grateful, because she is truly a light in this world.
Karisse is literally magic. I feel so much better!
Karisse by Macmacattack November 23, 2021
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She is the prettiest girl ever.... She makes you smile and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Not only will she be there to hate on your exs but she will be there support your relationships and she also is the kind of bestie that will pretend to be you lesbo gf to get a guy to go away. Krissel is the only girl that i would turn to and cry about the randomest things. She is actually the SWEXYEST girl ever haha.
Omg Krissel is soo Bootiful (: lol
Krissel by Your Window Stalker September 6, 2013
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Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.
“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”

“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”
Krissed by jdhdhjshwu June 23, 2022
Kalisse is a pretty girl with a great sense of humor she will do anything for her boyfriend just don't test her or she will turn into the devil .... She is loyal and freaky ...lol and she is the jealous type. she is goofy and she is smart .
Kalisse is one of a kind
Kalisse by Queen01 March 14, 2017
Kris Jenner singing Lady Marmalade.

'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 1: I just got sent a video of a girl in a green dress saying 'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Kris Jenner - you just got Krissed.
Krissed by tybzm June 22, 2022
She is an outgoing, short, adorable, and all the more interesting girl. Krissel really focuses mostly on her studies and participates as much as she can in school. Sure, she might be a nerdy geek, but she can throw roasts from time to time. Don't get me started on her obsession over SuperSmashBros.

She's a cocky kid. Her friends can tell you a lot about her, like how she's fun to be around and you'll never be bored in her presence. I agree with that statement all the way. Her laugh will make you feel way better when you're down, her smile will lighten up your day and.. her voice is the best part. But more importantly, she doesn't need a boyfriend since she can make herself happy (':

To top it all off, she is a precious girl. You'll want to be her friend as soon as you meet her. She's forgiving but there's a certain limit that i stupidly surpassed. She deserves someone that doesn't betray her, someome better than someone like me.
???: God Krissel's so nerdy and cute it distracts me. I'm too dumb for her anyways.
Krissel by DatNiceDude(: May 4, 2019

klarisse 

A feminine name meaning beautiful, smart, trustworthy, funny, fit, adorable and easily lovable. She is a sexual icon and is a total guy magnet. She is a complete goddess in bed and has guys that can vouch for that. Klarisse is typically short but don't underestimate her appetite, she can eat a cow if she wanted to.
Oh man, Klarisse is perfect.
klarisse by I like pie247 March 3, 2019