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Anna Karenina 

A Russian novel written by Tolstoy and longer than the universe itself. Thank God for the train that kills her.
I couldn't go to any parties for 10 years because I had to Anna Karenina.
Anna Karenina by GARB13092 April 10, 2009

Anna Karenina 

In Texas Hold 'em one of several names given to the hole cards AK. The term is used primarily by weak players who spend most of them time in poker forum chat rooms rather than developing their poker skills.
"I got dealt Anna Karenina on the button and it was open-folded to me, but, like, you know I just had this feeling if I raised I'd get called by T7 and they'd flop a boat so I folded."
Anna Karenina by TheGameKat March 11, 2009

ana karenina

A long ass book about a gold digger who kills herself because she falls in love with her sugar daddy.
Tolstoy has really long books, a. g. Ana Karenina, War and Peace...
ana karenina by Bonny no Klyde January 10, 2018

Dirty Karenina 

The unfotunate scenario of being in the 69 position with the man on top which leaves you helpless to stop him putting a finger in your ass so you get the idea to put your finger in his ass thinking a taste of his own medicine will prompt him to kindy remove his finger from yours but your plan backfires because he takes it like a cheerleader under the bleachers after a home game. so you not only still have his finger in your ass you have your finger in his ass and taking it out when he so clearly likes it seems rude so you have no choice but to stay like that until he gets off.
Went home with this dude last night and got stuck in a dirty karenina with him for like 45 minutes. Talk about awkward...
Dirty Karenina by Barbelo May 24, 2022

Karening 

Verb. To be acting like a Karen.

“Am I Karening right now?”
”You were Karening pretty hard.”
If we’re all Karening each other we will never get along. Nobody’s perfect, we all fall short. Be cool. Give the benefit of the doubt - and catch yourself from Karening. We’re all in this together.
Karening by ThisAintHim June 4, 2020

Karenisation 

The process of becoming a Karen.
Early middle age, or tragically, sometimes even earlier.
From being fairly cool, secure with yourself and happy with the world around to going full Karen: entitled, uptight and loving a public spat over really nothing from the exalted position of just being a consumer.
- Is it just me, or has Emma's really changed?
- Well, when you start living in the suburbs, in a neighbour like this, there's bound to be a little Karenisation.
Karenisation by Stivchik July 2, 2020