Stivchik's definitions
When you purchase an item of clothing or footwear from a retailer that you had always previously trusted to provide a minimum standard of quality but when you get home, a detail - such as a button, a buckle or a zip comes off in your hand before you’ve even had a chance to wear it.
A - Hey, aren’t you going to wear those new boots you got today?
B - Oh man, I’ve been sweatshopped. I’ve tried to do them up and the zip came off in my hand.
B - Oh man, I’ve been sweatshopped. I’ve tried to do them up and the zip came off in my hand.
by Stivchik April 26, 2019
Get the sweatshoppedmug. kɔɪˈəʊtid
1. To be trapped in a meaningless conversation you're unable to get out of.
Usually, because you’re just too polite to do so.
Often, the other person doesn’t pick up on the fact that you’ve lost interest some time ago despite several clear indicators such as body language, facial expressions and light sarcastic nodding in agreement.
2. To be ranted and unable to escape.
See: taxi drivers, the entitled, your grandparents and others Dunning-Kruger'd up the ass.
1. To be trapped in a meaningless conversation you're unable to get out of.
Usually, because you’re just too polite to do so.
Often, the other person doesn’t pick up on the fact that you’ve lost interest some time ago despite several clear indicators such as body language, facial expressions and light sarcastic nodding in agreement.
2. To be ranted and unable to escape.
See: taxi drivers, the entitled, your grandparents and others Dunning-Kruger'd up the ass.
Hey man, where did you disappear to?
Oh man, I just got Coyote’d over in the corner by Brendan. When he’s had a few, he really goes on, even when he has no idea what he’s talking about.
Oh man, I just got Coyote’d over in the corner by Brendan. When he’s had a few, he really goes on, even when he has no idea what he’s talking about.
by Stivchik September 2, 2020
Get the coyote’dmug. that
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words
at a time
…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.
annoying thing
when people
send you
a message
a few words
at a time
…forcing you to wait and wait until their message ends up looking like a wise, ancient scroll inciting needless drama and anticipation to their communication like it’s some sort of top secret briefing.
- Did Jim not text you about tonight?
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.
- Yeah, but it was all in one of his thumb dribbles that went on and on, so I stopped reading it.
by Stivchik April 22, 2019
Get the thumb dribblemug. The semi-conscious state of being of that endless stream of people dazzled by shiny, brightly coloured promises purring from the shop fronts.
- I can't believe that couple just walked into us like that. Why weren't they looking where they were going?
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.
- It's ok, she was just in a Mall Coma.
by Stivchik July 25, 2020
Get the Mall Comamug. When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
by Stivchik June 21, 2019
Get the angle dangledmug. Pizza Cloud
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
- So what do you want to watch tonight?
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
by Stivchik November 4, 2018
Get the pizza cloudmug. Acronym for
Negative, Toxic or Sensationalist.
Pertaining to the nature and bias of the content or posts we consume on a daily basis via the Big Tech platforms and traditional media.
Negative, Toxic or Sensationalist.
Pertaining to the nature and bias of the content or posts we consume on a daily basis via the Big Tech platforms and traditional media.
by Stivchik January 18, 2021
Get the NTSmug.