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by Stivchik June 25, 2020
Get the Donald J mug.The process of becoming a Karen.
Early middle age, or tragically, sometimes even earlier.
From being fairly cool, secure with yourself and happy with the world around to going full Karen: entitled, uptight and loving a public spat over really nothing from the exalted position of just being a consumer.
Early middle age, or tragically, sometimes even earlier.
From being fairly cool, secure with yourself and happy with the world around to going full Karen: entitled, uptight and loving a public spat over really nothing from the exalted position of just being a consumer.
- Is it just me, or has Emma's really changed?
- Well, when you start living in the suburbs, in a neighbour like this, there's bound to be a little Karenisation.
- Well, when you start living in the suburbs, in a neighbour like this, there's bound to be a little Karenisation.
by Stivchik July 2, 2020
Get the Karenisation mug.When you meet a girl for a date and she’s way better looking on all her online photos than she is in real life.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
It means she knows her angles, she's dangled her angles and you’ve been ANGLE DANGLED.
- How did your date go, yesterday? You seemed excited.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
- The difference between her profile pictures I'd been looking over and how she is in the flesh is really big. It doesn’t seem fair.
- Aha! You’ve been angle dangled, dude.
by Stivchik June 21, 2019
Get the angle dangled mug.Pizza Cloud
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
- So what do you want to watch tonight?
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
by Stivchik November 4, 2018
Get the pizza cloud mug.When a man walks into a space where there are one or more men in a way that announces his alpha maleness in some obviously way. This can be with a slow, shoulder-swinging walk, or just with a tough guy look on his face or with another affected gesture of nonchalance.
It can be as little as shooting you with a look though to 'let you know he's there' and is the alpha male within this particular territory, unless you have any ambitions to prove otherwise
It can be as little as shooting you with a look though to 'let you know he's there' and is the alpha male within this particular territory, unless you have any ambitions to prove otherwise
by Stivchik October 14, 2016
Get the alphaing mug.Someone distinctly lacking self-awareness. Like a person who comes onto public transport wearing a rucsac and doesn’t realise that he’s knocking into people behind him every time he turns around.
In his own world.
Quite possibly on the spectrum.
In his own world.
Quite possibly on the spectrum.
Don’t pay too much attention to Joe, he’s just a bit of a rucsacker. He often has no concept of the effect he has on people with the things he does or says. You’ll get used to it.
by Stivchik April 26, 2019
Get the rucsacker mug.A single-celled organism which communicates with the outside world almost exclusively using Instagram to seek attention from strangers by posting heavily colour-corrected pictures of itself and it’s mundane, unfulfilled existence.
Instagramoebas mostly find it difficult to communicate under any other social conditions and seem to spend roughly 50% of their time staring into their phone.
Instagramoebas mostly find it difficult to communicate under any other social conditions and seem to spend roughly 50% of their time staring into their phone.
- I can’t figure out if Anna was being rude or she’s just shy but she always seems more interested in her phone than talking to anyone for more than about 30 seconds.
- She’s turning into a bit of an Instagramoeba, it’s true.
- She’s turning into a bit of an Instagramoeba, it’s true.
by Stivchik October 17, 2018
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