A group of demons in human form who can shoot lasers out of their eyes that attract stupid males. A scantily-dressed crime against evolution, the leader of whom (Kim Kardashian) deserves to be shot several times and then kept alive on her own ground-up organs.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Run! It's the Kardashians! Run in the name of originality!

the Kardashians by SilawenGreenleaf June 29, 2011

Keeping up with the Kardashians

A common mispronunciation of the title of the television show: Keeping Up With The Shitheads.

I’m going home to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Bro, that’s such a common mistake. It’s Keeping up with the SHITHEADS!

Keeping up with the Kardashians by Brutus The Definer July 3, 2018

The Kardashians Of

The worst or least preferable of a certain group or category, referencing how the Kardashians are the most unimportant and useless "celebrities" that exist. This term was first used by Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) on "The Big Bang Theory. "

Black Licorice sticks are The Kardashians of candy.

Two-Dollar bills are the Kardashians of money.

The Kardashians Of by Julebug123 April 15, 2015

the kardashians

a reality television/socialite family who is only famous for their daughter, kim kardashian, being friends with paris hilton. They consist of a wannabe-slut mother who always dreamed of being in play boy, an actually good father,and 3 adult slut daughters. Their names are Kim, who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape,kourtney, the most attractive yet just as slutty daughter, and khloe the less attractive daughter who acts outgoing but comes off to some as a bitch(luv ya!). There are two more younger preteen daughters who are spoiled little bitches who will soon grow up to be just like their sisters with no self-respect. Lastly there are like 2 or 3 (i cant remember and frankly don't care) other brothers no one gives a shit about.

The Kardashians are a family of sluts and future skanks not including the conservative father.

I love the Kardashians, mainly because they make my prostitute family look normal. btw great show!

the kardashians by Kiera Ogburn March 15, 2008

Kardashians

A measurement of time for relationships; 72 days is equal to 1 Kardashian.

Daughter: We're getting married!!!

Mom: What? Married!? You two have barely been together for a year! That's crazy!!!

Daughter: Oh, whatever Mom, that's like 5 Kardashians!!!

Kardashians by VoiceOfGosh November 3, 2011

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026