Kaoanda

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1) An asian bum who just eats chipotle and speedway slushies, and sleeps all day.
2) A fusion between a koala and a panda bear.

Andrew Shin is a Kaoanda

Kaoanda by OriginalYogi February 25, 2010

Words you can keep

karanda

Unique as her name suggests.. just try to find it on a keychain! She is loving, beautiful and full of life not to mention a healthy heaping share of smart ass-itis! She will love you deeply, but piss her off and you should probably run for the hills!

Are you pulling a Karanda on me?

karanda by Quiet Determination December 20, 2016

Related Words

Kaoanda • Kalandar • kamanda • kamanda squad • kananda • karanda • kasanda • Kavandar • Kawanda • kawanda bear

kamanda

Known to be wise and quiet. Almost always underestimated and is a name.

Kamanda is very quiet to us.

kamanda by ^^^KFC November 29, 2017

Kawanda

Derived from the word Wanderer. Kawanda is a girl always making jokes. Sometimes they are good, but most of the time are really bad. She always has a nice smile on her face. She is the true version of a female player. Kawanda is a very attractive person. When in a relationship she needs a fun and exciting boyfriend ( Husband). Kawanda is very intelligent in the real world and makes great grades. Any guy would be lucky to have a Kawanda.

Boy1 Whoa man. Have you seen the butt on her?

Boy 2}[Man, shes gotta be a Kawanda!

Kawanda by Jeff Goldam October 26, 2012

kawanda bear

a person who is rude or someone that takes the fun out of your day.

also imposes fear in others.

Dont be a kawanda bear!

I see kawanda bear, im going to walk away now.

kawanda bear by sprinterz86 January 3, 2010

Kalandar

means Calendar

Check da Kalandar fo which day Jmob Adeezy will release new music.

Kalandar by Allahatopia November 21, 2018

koanda

A hybrid between a koala and a panda, the koanda is native to Asian islands between China and Australia and spends much of its time feeding on the bambalyptus, its favorite food.

Does the koanda exist? I myself has never seen one.

koanda by Smilodactyl222 February 8, 2015

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026