Kandy Kane

A stripper who only appears during christmas and is dressed up as one of Santa's slutty helpers. Her stripper pole are the colors of a candy cane

Boy 1: Oh its that time of the year again...tis the season to be jolly!

Boy 2: Let go to the strip club to see Kandy Kane dance.... she is the christmas special

by LtownLoser November 9, 2010

Kandy Kane

When somebody takes too much XTC they get burned out, thus becoming a Kandy Kane.. AKA E tard

Little johnny is a huge Kandy Kane

by Sathew August 15, 2006

KandyCane

The act of a red-headed male with a moustache giving head to another guy. Before ejaculating, the other male pulls his penis out of the cock gobblers mouth and artistically decorates his lover’s moustache with cum, creating a CandyCane pattern aka KandyCane.

Jonnie pulled his cock out of Nic’s mouth and came on his moustache. The texture of Jonnie’s cum mixed with the red haired moustache created an image of a CandyCane; Nic copped a KandyCane.

The plural for KandyCane is KandyCanen. KandyCanen consist of a group of men taking turns smearing their white sauce over a single red headed male’s moustache.

by Dr Le June 28, 2010

Kaney-ism

A contradictory statement that uses a large number of words to provide no information.

A Kaney-ism is a statement that explains nothing in as complicated way as possible.

by TheAustralianGuy May 20, 2015

kaney

alistair kane. australian scrabble champion.

shazza: 'hey man, kaney only walks clockwise'
dazza: 'you serious? thats wierd'
shazza: 'yeh, but thats ok, he's scrabble champion'
dazza: 'right on'

by the dirty sanchez April 12, 2005