Kaney-ism 

A contradictory statement that uses a large number of words to provide no information.

A Kaney-ism is a statement that explains nothing in as complicated way as possible.

Kaney-ism by TheAustralianGuy May 20, 2015

kanye-ism (also known as "pulling a kanye")

(1) The act of being a complete and total douchebag, (2) Infringing upon one's time or space in order to promote your own douchebaggy opinion.

Act: When a professor keeps you 5 minutes after a last minute scheduled make-up class with full awareness and total disregard that you only had those 5 minutes to get to your next class.

Class: That was a total kanye-ism (also known as "pulling a kanye").

or
He totally pulled a kanye.

kanye-ism (also known as "pulling a kanye") by kakakak September 15, 2009

Kanye-isms 

A Kanye-ism is something ignorant, stupid and self indulgent that that Kanye West says or does thats makes him look even even more stupid than he already is. Kanye West thinks that he is a word smith and God's gift to the world when he really is God way of showing us that acting like Kanye makes you a egotistical douche-bag prick that people make fun of.

well first and foremost Kanye has recently released a book entitled "thank you and you're welcome", come on, seriously how narcissistic can someone be. Saying thank you and you're welcome implies that he has done something to be thanked for, and the only thing i can think of that he should be thanked for is setting an all time low for douchyness, so that any time someone says " your the biggest douche in the world" you can say "no Kanye is."

Another example of a Kanye-isms is when Kanye said "Imma let you finish" to Taylor swift, he clearly didn't let her finish cause he interrupted her and ruined her evening, and now permanently has the word asshole written across his forehead. He also has given him self the title as the best song writer, and has called him self a song voice for and entire generation. I know those are things south park said about him but he basically said all those things and more.

Kanye-isms by Janye East September 19, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012