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Kalwens are incredibly genuine and kind, although they do love making corny jokes. A Kalwen will always have your back, thanks to their big hearts and even bigger triceps. Although they might reference outdated memes now and then, you'd rather have a Kalwen than a memelord that abandons you when you need them most.

Kalwens are rare and lovable, if you meet one make sure you treasure them. And kiss em on the lips.
Damn i really wish i knew a Kalwen right about now.
Kalwen by Stillipop November 22, 2021
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A cock-sure, handsome, aging lothario prone to male pattern baldness- generous of spirit and never afraid to go "all night"
Did you see that guy gay dancing with the hot male nurse, what a Kalweit!
Kalweit by Pete Lawn May 24, 2013
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Kawena is a rare female name. In Hawaiian it's means a rosey reflection. Kawena is very caring. She'll make you laugh even if she's feeling down. No matter what she's going through there's always a smile on her face and a smile on your face. Dont get her mad or she'll pop you in your head. Don't take her for granted because you'll regret it. She's beautiful in some ways but the most important thing is that she has a big heart.
Kawena is so nice. LIT
Kawena by Yourmom_is_a_woe March 14, 2017
Kalena is a hard person to get to know. She’ll shut you out but slowly let you in if you try. Any boy will get lost in her eyes because they are her most gorgeous feature although all of her is perfect. She falls in love way to easily although she always try not to cause she doesn’t want to get hurt. If she messages you it’s because you mean something to her so don’t shut her out. She dances a lot and can sing better than most people. Whatever you do, don’t mess with her feeling cause it’ll fuck her up real bad.
Boy: Can I meet you?
Kalena: Mmm
Boy: Please
Kalena:...
Kalena by alwaysinlove February 21, 2019
A friend like her is hard to get.

she is loyal, honest and kind.
Kalene is smarter than you think, maybe even smarter than you, so always keep her by your side, because when times get rough, she is the one to go to.
I need someone to talk to, oh hey, I've got Kalene
Kalene by Carinay January 9, 2011
Kalena is a very kind caring helpful beautiful and talented person. She always cares for others and always puts herself in others shoes. She never leaves a friend behind and always believes in herself and others. She never gives up on her dreams and always encourages other. She is a very kind and caring person. Kalena always cares about others and never gives up on someone. She is very talented and never realizes it. Kalena’s eyes are beautiful and and so is she. She never realizes that she is talented and beautiful. If you are one of Kalena’s friends she will stick with you through everything. She dances and is pretty flexible. She is always there for her friends and knows when a friend is lying. She can always tell if a friend is being rude or hiding something. Kalena is an amazing person and is one of the greatest people you will ever meet.
Kalena is just being Kalena.😊
Kalena by *KKgirl* November 17, 2018

Kalenize 

To take a lego set or collection of parts and create a micro-scale build
I bought the Lego Toy Store set and kalenized it.
Kalenize by brbrix December 21, 2020