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kalwene is a kind and caring type of person. She has a considerate eye for everyone, and she cares about her friends. There's always a silly joke ready, and the best smile. Your laugh can save days and your eyes pierce through hearts. She's inspiring and brings out the best in everyone, and maybe you'll never understand how important this can be to someone.

You already saved my days
Her name is Kalwene
kalwene by BlueBird1999 November 23, 2021
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A friend like her is hard to get.

she is loyal, honest and kind.
Kalene is smarter than you think, maybe even smarter than you, so always keep her by your side, because when times get rough, she is the one to go to.
I need someone to talk to, oh hey, I've got Kalene
Kalene by Carinay January 9, 2011
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Kalene is awsome!!!! yay for kalene
look at her shes awsome like Kalene
Kalene by Juliana April 18, 2005
kalene is the deffiontion of a stunningly goreous person
kalene by princess4eva March 8, 2009

kalenedrael

a medicinal compond used for foot fungus
hey honey. you know where the kalenedrael is?
kalenedrael by reverendm August 23, 2005
Kalwens are incredibly genuine and kind, although they do love making corny jokes. A Kalwen will always have your back, thanks to their big hearts and even bigger triceps. Although they might reference outdated memes now and then, you'd rather have a Kalwen than a memelord that abandons you when you need them most.

Kalwens are rare and lovable, if you meet one make sure you treasure them. And kiss em on the lips.
Damn i really wish i knew a Kalwen right about now.
Kalwen by Stillipop November 22, 2021
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