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Kalwens are incredibly genuine and kind, although they do love making corny jokes. A Kalwen will always have your back, thanks to their big hearts and even bigger triceps. Although they might reference outdated memes now and then, you'd rather have a Kalwen than a memelord that abandons you when you need them most.

Kalwens are rare and lovable, if you meet one make sure you treasure them. And kiss em on the lips.
Damn i really wish i knew a Kalwen right about now.
by Stillipop November 22, 2021
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