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some ugly ahh mf who is obsessed with musicals
"oh who's that person over there?"
"ugh that's just kaleido. don't mind them."
kaleido by moxxie poo April 3, 2022
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A short person who appears as quite aggressive at first glance but that’s just the tough love. Eventually it’ll warm up to you. Other than that, spark’re like really mega gay. And zap’re also really loud as well. At least- with their best friend(s). If they’re not near them then it’s pretty much quiet and near a breaking point. But they tend to usually be obsessed with stuff’s like MBTI. AND- it’ll make a reference of a musical, game or show whenever it’s needed.
Person 1: Hey dude! Have you met Kaleido yet?
Person 2: No? Who’s that?
Person 1: Oh! Spark’s a huge bitch! They tried to steal my calculator out of my bag once-
Person 2: Okayy- I’ll keep that in mind. Never get close to Kaleido..
Kaleido by scopez.inc April 3, 2022

kaleidowank 

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.
JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.

the kaleidoscope

When a guy cums in a hoe's eye, causing her not to see clearly, but seeing multiple of the same images, therefore giving her a kaleidoscope effect. bust a nut
When hunter busted a nut in that bitch's face she saw multiple of him hence the kaleidoscope effect. money shot cum eyes
the kaleidoscope by simple-ty November 8, 2009

Kaleidoscope Pussy

When a girl puts skittles, beads, and/or any other combination of color items in her pussy then follows that with a glass dildo which her partner looks through.
Did you hear that Ryan's girlfriend has a Kaleidoscope Pussy? He was all like "Shapes and colors!" when he saw it.
Kaleidoscope Pussy by Goothus Toofus December 28, 2022

kaleidoscope 

A kaleidoscope is an optical instrument with two or more reflecting surfaces tilted to each other in an angle, so that one or more (parts of) objects on one end of the mirrors are seen as a regular symmetrical pattern when viewed from the other end, due to repeated reflection. The reflectors (or mirrors) are usually enclosed in a tube, often containing on one end a cell with loose, colored pieces of glass or other transparent (and/or opaque) materials to be reflected into the viewed pattern. Rotation of the cell causes motion of the materials, resulting in an ever-changing view being presented.

2. another ending from tattletail
kaleidoscope by ‌ May 25, 2020

kaleidoscopein it 

when someone trips out on salvia and everyones faces are chopped up and rotating just like a kaleidoscope
That 120x salvia really fucked jess up, she was kaleidoscopein it like a mother fucker.
kaleidoscopein it by BOB FRABBLES February 17, 2010
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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