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A short person who appears as quite aggressive at first glance but that’s just the tough love. Eventually it’ll warm up to you. Other than that, spark’re like really mega gay. And zap’re also really loud as well. At least- with their best friend(s). If they’re not near them then it’s pretty much quiet and near a breaking point. But they tend to usually be obsessed with stuff’s like MBTI. AND- it’ll make a reference of a musical, game or show whenever it’s needed.
Person 1: Hey dude! Have you met Kaleido yet?
Person 2: No? Who’s that?
Person 1: Oh! Spark’s a huge bitch! They tried to steal my calculator out of my bag once-
Person 2: Okayy- I’ll keep that in mind. Never get close to Kaleido..
Kaleido by scopez.inc April 3, 2022

kaleidowank 

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.
JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.

the kaleidoscope

When a guy cums in a hoe's eye, causing her not to see clearly, but seeing multiple of the same images, therefore giving her a kaleidoscope effect. bust a nut
When hunter busted a nut in that bitch's face she saw multiple of him hence the kaleidoscope effect. money shot cum eyes
the kaleidoscope by simple-ty November 8, 2009

Kaleidoscope Pussy

When a girl puts skittles, beads, and/or any other combination of color items in her pussy then follows that with a glass dildo which her partner looks through.
Did you hear that Ryan's girlfriend has a Kaleidoscope Pussy? He was all like "Shapes and colors!" when he saw it.
Kaleidoscope Pussy by Goothus Toofus December 28, 2022

kaleidoscope 

A kaleidoscope is an optical instrument with two or more reflecting surfaces tilted to each other in an angle, so that one or more (parts of) objects on one end of the mirrors are seen as a regular symmetrical pattern when viewed from the other end, due to repeated reflection. The reflectors (or mirrors) are usually enclosed in a tube, often containing on one end a cell with loose, colored pieces of glass or other transparent (and/or opaque) materials to be reflected into the viewed pattern. Rotation of the cell causes motion of the materials, resulting in an ever-changing view being presented.

2. another ending from tattletail
TIME to get the kaleidoscope ending from tattletail :D
kaleidoscope by ‌ May 25, 2020

kaleidoscopein it 

when someone trips out on salvia and everyones faces are chopped up and rotating just like a kaleidoscope
That 120x salvia really fucked jess up, she was kaleidoscopein it like a mother fucker.
kaleidoscopein it by BOB FRABBLES February 17, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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