kaleidodick

A mesmerizing example of male genitalia

His penis was so hypnotizing, I would call it a kaleidodick

by Thebrickdick May 25, 2016

Kaleidocock

A person who is a complete cock no matter which way you look at it.

John: Frank is such a cock.

Matt: Maybe he's just misunderstood.

John: No, he's a kaleidocock.

by Napoleon Dizzle October 6, 2008