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The owner of SA-MP and a dictator abuser from the 21st century, mostly known for his -so- dramatic issues with MTA:SA.
Not to mention the versioning system he follows ( 0.3-DL-R3R2R1-RC1 ) or the each-half-decade-releases, he is also known for filtering YouTube ( You(Them)Tube or utube as he says ) and Google ( 1e100 or googol ) words in his old vBulletin forums software.
The SA-MP community is having a tough time by now ( Sept. 2018 ) as he insanely started banning every single person who tries to criticize his project or skills.
Guy 1 : "Another user has been banned on the SA-MP forums!"
Guy 2 : "Let me guess, it's Kalcor again right?"
Guy 3 : "Yeah here's the link"
kalcor by thedudeUdontknow September 10, 2018

kalchronicity 

When a song seems to perfectly match up with something you are doing. More specifically when arriving at your destination.
The kalchronicity was apparent when the song ended as they pulled into the driveway. It was perfect.
kalchronicity by Dkalw July 12, 2011

kalculus 

The best roach gang member and twitch streamer ever
Woah I wish I was following kalculus as twitch.tv/kaicuius
kalculus by Kalculus May 20, 2021

Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) 

These are names given to a special person. To someone who really deserves it. A kalcifer is kind, giving, caring and absolutely adorable. In fact, I'm in love with one and will marry one someday.

Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.

One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!

Love Emo
Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) being defined with dialogue:

Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?

Person 2- How much?

Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.
The most beautiful brown haired brown eyed girl. She is such a attitude on life and is so nice to everyone and anyone she meets. Kalcies always know how to dance, even though she may make a fool out of herself everyone still loves her. kalcies are also very smart about clothes and shoes . Most likely to ba a model
Did you see kalcies clothes
Yea
She's always got great style
Kalcie by FL,lakers November 13, 2011
a pretty blonde with blue eyes and has a very good singing voice. an awesome and amazing person to be around. she loves to help people and make sure people are happy before she is. she is in a lot of drama and tries to make sure her personality shows all the time. she has a stuck up cousin that needs a boyfriend. loves her family with her whole heart and her next door nieghbor. sweet to have in your life:) also a sexy dumb blonde that has a lot of blonde moments
this chick is such a kalcey

i hope that baby turns out ot be a kalcey

that girl shows her kalcey off