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A word In Haitian Kreyol
Freaks who like working together and fucking around with chicks.

Kalanbes Make jokes at six am! Talk about Math hl tis for the Kalombes.They are freaks.

Sometimes implies sodomists!
Kalombes are so Haitian.Always talking about who they fucked the other night.
A friendly name sometimes an insult within friends.
Luis is such a Kalanbe Look at the way he moves his hand!

Kalanbe! I dont wanna laugh now!
Kalanbe by Jojox April 6, 2011
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He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018
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Most genuine guy you will ever meet. He’s the one that will always offer to buy you stuff but when it comes down to it her is the most loyal guy you will ever meet. He is smart and has a sense of humor. Not many people get to know him but once you do you realize how amazing he is. You fall in love with him super fast and never want him to leave. if you meet a Kalabe keep him.
have you met kalabe he’s so nice
Kalabe by dontworryboutitsweetheart December 1, 2019
Derived from the Hawaiian word "Kalani" meaning "The heavens" or "The Royal One".
Other than that, Kalanie is a sweet and very beautiful girl. Very attractive despite her not thinking so. She is athletic and very bright. Having gone through so much in her life, she stays strong and she never backs down. She's a fighter and is very loyal. However, she can often keep to herself. She a girl of second chances and is very unique and one of a kind. She cares extremely about others and puts herself before first before others. Her laugh is contagious and beautiful and she has the most precious smile. She can be a bit insecure but her friend group helps boost her confidence. She can get jealous very easily. She's genuine and always enjoys being herself (which is one of the things that makes her special). She loves romantic movies and loves spending time with friends and just being with people. Her boyfriend is a very, very lucky man.
"Kalanie is such a babe"

"Kalanie is so fun and beautiful"
"Kalanie.. my sky.. my world.."
"You are the heavens, and whenever I look up at the sky I think of you"
"Wake up kalanie"
Kalanie by Axora May 14, 2018

Sassa Kalabeez 

Sassa Kalabeez is an egyptian term used in rocket league when you snap someone's ankles and send them back to the lobby.
Him: stop dribbling so much and pass the ball
Me: Holy shit i just hit a sassa kalabeez rip bozo!!!!!!!
Sassa Kalabeez by la lel ershad August 13, 2021
She is a really cool girl. Mean at times but she keeps it 100 with everyone. Really pretty and nice girl. Doesn't really like people but will tolerate them. Her loyalty runs deep. Always makes people laugh and knows how to have a good time.
Get you a kalanie.
kalanie by Jaqie Li June 18, 2018
The best person ever who will make u laugh has a very big penis and is one for the ladies
Yo kalanje is a gyalist fam
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