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Karamazov Law

How the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
When asked why Karen bombarded social media with pics of her relationship, even though he cheated on her twice, Manuel rolled his eyes and muttered "Karamazov Law..."
Karamazov Law by HailHydraforce January 7, 2021

kalamazoo 

Yes it does exist! It's in Michigan and is a bigger town than people probably think, mainly due to the fact that it's home of Western Michigan University. There is also the much smaller Kalamazoo College, also called K College. There is usually plenty of to do in the area and the public library is nationally known.
"there's a place called Kalamazoo?!"

"I hear there's a party in the student ghetto tonight."
kalamazoo by kzoogirl April 20, 2006

Downtown Kalamazoo 

A pretty chill City with WMU and K college... and a SHIT TON OF BARS. Great place for a "Beercation". Watch out for homeless people and drunk students. Living here isn't for everyone. People here are pretty friendly, just stay out of the ghetto areas. Lots of business, lots of women, lots of students, and plenty of beer and pot to go around.

YES! There really is a Kalamazoo
Aaron: "Hey man, lets go bar hopping in Downtown Kalamazoo and get fucked up."
Cameron: "Alright man, lets smoke this bowl first"
Aaron: "Word"

Kalamazoo Corndog 

When a man is eating a girl (or other man) out, he pukes inside her vagina or Butthole and proceeds by performing intercourse in the same hole. Using the vomit as lubricant, he pulls out and has a vomit covered penis. The partner then sucks the vomit covered penis off until it ejaculates.
Wow, you gave that girl a Kalamazoo Corndog?... HELL YES BRO!
Kalamazoo Corndog by Jerry Rolodex February 29, 2008

Kalamazoo College 

Origianlly a Northern Baptist College, Kalamazoo College is a Liberal Arts school that is, oddly enough, in the city of Kalamazoo. There are about 1200 students with only 900 or so on campus at any one time because we send a lot of students around the world. We produce more Ph. D.s than Harvard. We also host the USTA boys nationals every year. We're a pretty happy bunch of kids and we like our pot and licquor nice and strong. Even when we are sick, overworked, and falling over from the lack of sleep, we still love K College.
No, I don't go to Western Michigan University or Kalamazoo Valley Community College, I go to Kalamazoo College!
Kalamazoo College by Dombos July 30, 2008

karamazed 

adjective - to feel unending love and warmth, and a willingness to do anything to keep someone from being hurt ever again.
After five minutes of speaking to Kara, I was completely karamazed by her.
karamazed by GregB March 31, 2007