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He that guy that would help you through your toughest times, he’s the guy that’ll have your back, he’s also really funny, he’ll make you laugh even when your at your lowest, and he’s sweet because he’s the one you can come to when you need help.
“I ship you with kainoah🤪”
Kainoah by Strawberry_shorty November 16, 2019
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Probably the most hardworking person you could ever meet. Very smart but doomed to live a life of setbacks that shape them into the wise souls they are. Kainoahs are usually the first born or the last and they carry the weight of the world and their family without anyone realizing. They're random and social but very layered and deeply reflective people with a liking for psychology and cats. People tend to walk all over them because of how understanding they can be, but they can secretly kill you if you go too far. Girls and guys mistaken them for being gay because of how warm and accommodating they can be, and they are. Sometimes.. if you know a kainoah, you probably don't. They can be very mysterious and out of reach. Sometimes it can be so rude and bitchy but you will have to accept it if you want to be friends with a kainoah, he hasn't ever been more than friends with anyone..
Where is he? He should have came to the party tonight.

Oh no, he's probably somewhere working on something.

Ugh! That's so Kainoah

What a virgin! That's Kainoah
Kainoah by Jade Hall October 26, 2025
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“the big kahuna" with the big package
hawaiian word for body of water and ocean
That guy had/was a Kainoa.
Kainoa by thedefmaker April 24, 2010
A sexy asian bastard who is really cool and popular and lit as fuck. He could steal your girl in two seconds. Has the biggest dick in the galaxy
Woah have you seen kainoa’s dick, it’s huge !
Kainoa by Badassepiphany420 May 25, 2021
he is really cool and popular an lit af he will steal ur girl in 2 secs
yo kainoa just took my girl be to lit
Kainoa by anonymous June 7, 2018
A Hawaiian name, that is very common in Hawaii. Can be used for a dude or a chick. All Kainoas are egotistical.
That guy's name is Kainoa.
Kainoa by bohbkirabohb February 7, 2009

kainoa bryant bishop 

flat out a hugeeeee fucking pussy that likes dick up his fat fucking ass and has no life
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