Kainoa

“the big kahuna" with the big package
hawaiian word for body of water and ocean

That guy had/was a Kainoa.

by thedefmaker April 24, 2010

A sexy asian bastard who is really cool and popular and lit as fuck. He could steal your girl in two seconds. Has the biggest dick in the galaxy

Woah have you seen kainoa’s dick, it’s huge !

he is really cool and popular an lit af he will steal ur girl in 2 secs

yo kainoa just took my girl be to lit

by anonymous June 07, 2018

A Hawaiian name, that is very common in Hawaii. Can be used for a dude or a chick. All Kainoas are egotistical.

That guy's name is Kainoa.

by bohbkirabohb February 07, 2009

kainoa bryant bishop

flat out a hugeeeee fucking pussy that likes dick up his fat fucking ass and has no life

by fuckkainoa June 22, 2020

Lives in hawaii, white ass dude and only loves men. He has a super small dick because he lives in Oahu & his only friends are dommy mommys.

Kainoa is a weird asf guy

by REAL_Critix November 07, 2023