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“the big kahuna" with the big package
hawaiian word for body of water and ocean
That guy had/was a Kainoa.
Kainoa by thedefmaker April 24, 2010
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A sexy asian bastard who is really cool and popular and lit as fuck. He could steal your girl in two seconds. Has the biggest dick in the galaxy
Woah have you seen kainoa’s dick, it’s huge !
Kainoa by Badassepiphany420 May 25, 2021
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he is really cool and popular an lit af he will steal ur girl in 2 secs
yo kainoa just took my girl be to lit
Kainoa by anonymous June 7, 2018
A Hawaiian name, that is very common in Hawaii. Can be used for a dude or a chick. All Kainoas are egotistical.
That guy's name is Kainoa.
Kainoa by bohbkirabohb February 7, 2009
Lives in hawaii, white ass dude and only loves men. He has a super small dick because he lives in Oahu & his only friends are dommy mommys.
Kainoa is a weird asf guy
Kainoa by REAL_Critix November 7, 2023

kainoa bryant bishop 

flat out a hugeeeee fucking pussy that likes dick up his fat fucking ass and has no life
That guy with the name no one can pronounce. The name is pronounced in dozens of different ways.

Kainoe gives up on people pronouncing his name wrong so he just accepts it.

(Kai-no-way)

Incorrect Pronunciation: (Ka-noo) (Ka-no-lee) (Kon-why) (Kon-oh-way) (Kee-ah-noo)
"Hi Kainoe!"
(Ka-noo)
kainoe by Sphygen November 13, 2018
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