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The hottest guy to exist, incredibly free and cannot be judged. US government can verify his level of pure attractiveness and the unyielding kindness he bestows upon us lowly humans.
“I prayed to kanoah last night that my dad comes back from getting milk, guess what happened, he showed up with 18 gallons of milk
kanoah by anonymous November 21, 2021
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The hottest guy to exist, incredibly free and cannot be judged. US government can verify his level of pure attractiveness and the unyielding kindness he bestows upon us lowly humans.
“I prayed to kanoah last night that my dad comes back from getting milk, guess what happened, he showed up with 18 gallons of milk
kanoah by anonymous November 21, 2021
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The sexiest and kindest man alive, impure humans shrivel up in the presence of this god like being that knows no restrictions or boundaries, for he is the all mighty free one.
“I saw Kanoah the other day and I swear to god my penis grew 8 inches overnight”
kanoah by The Great Big Canoe November 21, 2021
A very fun and sexual person not in a bad way though she does it in a way that it is funny and doesn't over do it but she reaches her limit some time she is also bright, loving , and a great person and friend
kanah by Shelby_didnt_make_this_lol November 10, 2014
She is pretty she doesn't start trouble she is humble in she is very nice sometimes sometimes she can be a brat she can be mean our play around to much but she is the best friend that anyone can have she is very understanding in loving she doesn't let anyone boss her family are friends around she might be mad at you but she will never hate u ily Kaniah
Kaniah
kaniah by Zonyell March 14, 2017
Beautiful and brilliant. She is the perfect friend and lover. She is charming and has a bomb ass body. This is not someone you want to treat any kind of way.
I need to get me a Kaniah.
kaniah by niahl8ter June 18, 2018
A very kind and sweet gentlemen. He is very amazing. He brings joy to everyone's life. His laughter is the best thing ever. His smile lights up the entire city.
kynoah by sunshine gurll June 16, 2018
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