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kanoah

The sexiest and kindest man alive, impure humans shrivel up in the presence of this god like being that knows no restrictions or boundaries, for he is the all mighty free one.
“I saw Kanoah the other day and I swear to god my penis grew 8 inches overnight
by The Great Big Canoe November 21, 2021
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kanoah

The hottest guy to exist, incredibly free and cannot be judged. US government can verify his level of pure attractiveness and the unyielding kindness he bestows upon us lowly humans.
“I prayed to kanoah last night that my dad comes back from getting milk, guess what happened, he showed up with 18 gallons of milk”
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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kanoah

The hottest guy to exist, incredibly free and cannot be judged. US government can verify his level of pure attractiveness and the unyielding kindness he bestows upon us lowly humans.
“I prayed to kanoah last night that my dad comes back from getting milk, guess what happened, he showed up with 18 gallons of milk”
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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