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when a person makes a series of decisions that ruins their life
i just kurfed and now i live with my parents and wont ever graduate college
KURF by money schafs December 3, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
When a woman wears a bra that is too small and there is excess breast hanging over, which can be seen through a shirt.
"Man that chick has some nice kurf"
KURF by CALEB STIBBARD October 17, 2004
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kurflunked 

I was kurflunked by the math problem
kurflunked by k;huaersgggsdthstb November 7, 2017

kurfufle 

Passionate sex with clothes on, like dry humping but classier.
Dude I'm glad i could kurfufle with my girlfriend, that way we dont have to worry about making babiez.
kurfufle by professor kurfufle June 28, 2011

kurfuffle butter 

Just like truffle butter but when she is on her period
Yo girl I can't eat you out on your period that kurfuffle butter is everywhere
kurfuffle butter by richjesus March 28, 2015

kurfuffling 

Two people who are not in a romantic relationship excessively touching in replacement for lack of sexual contact
See rudy and mads over there, they are kurfuffling
kurfuffling by Rudysmellsalot March 23, 2021

kurfufel 

It is either a bad situation something bad or wrong has happened
Boy am I in a kurfufel now
kurfufel by Tara April 20, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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