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kerfluffery 

As useful as a group of monkeys trying to fuck a football.
An HOA tried to decide on the perfect grass length for people to mow their lawns. A "kerfluffery" ensued.
kerfluffery by Sarbear99 May 30, 2023

kerfluffer 

n. One who continuously stimulates a kerfuffle (see), ofttimes in the performance of their professional responsibilities. e.g. Ann Coulter, Jim Hoft, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin. (from "fluffer" the off-camera porn movie person responsible for maintaining the commercial functionality of the male equipment between takes + "kerfuffle").
The kerfluffers are challenging Obama's birth certificate again.
kerfluffer by ed-waldo August 3, 2010

kurflufflers 

Fluffly Kitten's Fur.
A Shaggy Haired Cat's fur "Kurflufflers"
kurflufflers by Victoria May 13, 2005

kerfluffed 

Jan was kerfluffed. She couldn't decide which weighed more, a pound of feathers or a pound of marbles.

Like, I'm totally kerfluffed.
kerfluffed by Foooeee June 17, 2007

Kurfluffle 

kurfluffle: curiousness to know; want of knowledge from others.
Just ask it you got me all in a kurfluffle now i wana know
Kurfluffle by Rachielopolous October 20, 2010

Glazed Klurflufferton 

After seeing your mother, I could not help but provide her with a glazed klurflufferton.
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