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KPM Islander

A well known pacific islander aka:
1)Kumar
2)Islander
3)Turban Wearing fuck
4)Bitch Monkey
5)Alaskan Pipe packer
6)Alabamian Hot Pocket Muncher
7)Cocktimus Prime
8)Pillow Biter
9)Poo Pirate
10)sausage jockey
11)Recieving end of a Bert
Brian: Hey Adam Can you hang out tonight?
Adam: I can't i have to work from 7:30-11:00
Brian: Holy bageezes you are a KPM Islander!
Adam: O k.
KPM Islander by Gat.Ice.Archy March 14, 2009
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Kisses per minute. A unit of measure used to profess one's admiration.
The fawning newly minted husband leaned over to profess his love for his beautiful bride, kissing her profusely and said,
" I love you so much, that I'm turning up the heat to 100 KPM'S"
KPM's by The Kitty Club July 11, 2021
A place where joy and happiness were seen 50+ years ago for the last time. Also known for sheltering zombies and lost souls.
In slang: Jail.
"Dave are you going out tonight?"

"No, I got KPMG-ed..."
"Be strong bro."
KPMG by f-word that IDEA s-word December 9, 2016
The last form of slavery in the US. This is where many young people begin careers and work 115 hours a week until they either quit or die from exhaustion. Former KPMG employees often have scarred backs from the whip marks.
Dave has no social life because he works at KPMG.
KPMG by OSHA Inspector March 30, 2005

KPMG LLP 

This is a place that is the equivalent of a sweatshop. They hire from all walks of life (even South Africans and little Sicilians). Employees are overpaid and the hours are completely unreasonable. The Long Island Office Managing Partner goes by the name of Slapdick and is known for muff-diving on his decrepitly old admins during lunch.
Gismo works at KPMG. He is a pizza boy for Rob Behar. This year he will be promoted to second-year.
KPMG LLP by KPMG HATER March 30, 2005

KPMG LLP 

a GREAT place to work...
like dipping your nuts into a wood chipper
KPMG LLP by KPMG4life March 31, 2005