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KPM Islander
A well known pacific islander aka:
1)Kumar
2)Islander
3)Turban Wearing fuck
4)Bitch Monkey
5)Alaskan Pipe packer
6)Alabamian Hot Pocket Muncher
7)Cocktimus Prime
8)Pillow Biter
9)Poo Pirate
10)sausage jockey
11)Recieving end of a Bert
1)Kumar
2)Islander
3)Turban Wearing fuck
4)Bitch Monkey
5)Alaskan Pipe packer
6)Alabamian Hot Pocket Muncher
7)Cocktimus Prime
8)Pillow Biter
9)Poo Pirate
10)sausage jockey
11)Recieving end of a Bert
Brian: Hey Adam Can you hang out tonight?
Adam: I can't i have to work from 7:30-11:00
Brian: Holy bageezes you are a KPM Islander!
Adam: O k.
Adam: I can't i have to work from 7:30-11:00
Brian: Holy bageezes you are a KPM Islander!
Adam: O k.
KPM Islander by Gat.Ice.Archy March 14, 2009
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KPM's
The fawning newly minted husband leaned over to profess his love for his beautiful bride, kissing her profusely and said,
" I love you so much, that I'm turning up the heat to 100 KPM'S"
" I love you so much, that I'm turning up the heat to 100 KPM'S"
KPM's by The Kitty Club July 11, 2021
KPMG
A place where joy and happiness were seen 50+ years ago for the last time. Also known for sheltering zombies and lost souls.
In slang: Jail.
In slang: Jail.
KPMG by f-word that IDEA s-word December 9, 2016
KPMG
The last form of slavery in the US. This is where many young people begin careers and work 115 hours a week until they either quit or die from exhaustion. Former KPMG employees often have scarred backs from the whip marks.
KPMG by OSHA Inspector March 30, 2005
KPMG LLP
This is a place that is the equivalent of a sweatshop. They hire from all walks of life (even South Africans and little Sicilians). Employees are overpaid and the hours are completely unreasonable. The Long Island Office Managing Partner goes by the name of Slapdick and is known for muff-diving on his decrepitly old admins during lunch.
KPMG LLP by KPMG HATER March 30, 2005
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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