KPMG

A place where joy and happiness were seen 50+ years ago for the last time. Also known for sheltering zombies and lost souls.
In slang: Jail.

"Dave are you going out tonight?"

"No, I got KPMG-ed..."
"Be strong bro."

by f-word that IDEA s-word December 9, 2016

KPMG

The last form of slavery in the US. This is where many young people begin careers and work 115 hours a week until they either quit or die from exhaustion. Former KPMG employees often have scarred backs from the whip marks.

Dave has no social life because he works at KPMG.

by OSHA Inspector March 30, 2005

kpmg

A hell hole where crazy people are the partners & every is either gay or black.

You work at a fucked up place? Oh you mean KPMG.

by yo yo mon bitoch March 30, 2005

KPMG LLP

This is a place that is the equivalent of a sweatshop. They hire from all walks of life (even South Africans and little Sicilians). Employees are overpaid and the hours are completely unreasonable. The Long Island Office Managing Partner goes by the name of Slapdick and is known for muff-diving on his decrepitly old admins during lunch.

Gismo works at KPMG. He is a pizza boy for Rob Behar. This year he will be promoted to second-year.

by KPMG HATER March 30, 2005

KPMG LLP

a GREAT place to work...

like dipping your nuts into a wood chipper

by KPMG4life March 31, 2005

KPMG LLP

what really does kpmg mean anyway? does anyone know? ill give money to who ever can tell me.

how can one give an example about what kpmg is when one doesnt know for sure what it means?

by john hopkins April 14, 2005