KMIT 

From Yiddish, this acronym stands for "Kish Mir Im Tokhes". A way to tell someone off that you dslike.

You didn't like that concert that I paid for you to attend? Well, KMIT!

KMIT by pentozali November 8, 2005

KMITF 

kmitf stands for "kick me in the face." Alot like fml but much more violent. Used to express retarded amounts of fail on ones self or just ridiculous levels of disappointment.

KMITF, the pregnancy test is positive

AHH! i have a 12 page paper due tomorrow and i still havnt started... KMITF.

KMITF by facekicker September 3, 2009

KMITF 

Abbreviation for: Kill Me In The Face

1. Expression of ultimate disillusionment of the situation.

2. Statement of frustration.

OUCH, I've just stubbed my toe - KMITF!

KMITF I’ve got to stay late at work.

My Mrs is having an affair, fucking KMITF!

KMITF by SmellyMatter May 18, 2011

kmitl 

Keep me in the loop

Anon1: Hey kmitl
Anon2: Np

kmitl by Gentoo Man June 7, 2021

Kmita 

cama chikita

ya tendi mi kmita

Kmita by pan con queso May 30, 2021

Markus Kmitus 

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

Markus Kmitus by anonymous sam January 10, 2009