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Abbreviation for: Kill Me In The Face

1. Expression of ultimate disillusionment of the situation.

2. Statement of frustration.
OUCH, I've just stubbed my toe - KMITF!

KMITF I’ve got to stay late at work.

My Mrs is having an affair, fucking KMITF!
KMITF by SmellyMatter May 18, 2011
Related Words
KMITF • Kitfully • KnitFlixing • kitfad • Kitfin • KITFO • KiTFoX • KMIFL • KMIT • Kmita

KnitFlixing

(Verb) the act of working on a knitting project while watching a streaming video from an online provider like NetFlix, Amazon or Hulu.
I got two movies worth of my sweater done last night while I was knitflixing.
KnitFlixing by Greedy Perl Dog September 27, 2014
acronym for "knock it the fuck off", used when there's a n00b in the chat/forum who pisses you off. otherwise one may use KIO.
d00d: to me the SCAR is superior to the 416, firing tests in dusty environments proved it.
n00b: PENIS
d00d: KITFO moron
KITFO by Dawk Avengr December 26, 2008
KiTFoX: Named after a breed of North American fox, KitFox is all at once internet handy man, global law enforcer, and general guiding force of nature. In recent years, many people have taken to "giving their problems" to kitfox, in similar ways that many Christians will "let go and let god."

Being a relatively new phenomena that spans through the physical and spiritual world, and the connections of the internet, the debates over the true nature of KiTFoX are still in action. Some believe that KiTFoX is a man (a god-man akin to a Krishna) while others maintain that KiTFoX is a force of nature, put in place by some all seeing persona to right the worlds wrongs and enforce any given areas of truth and morality. Either way, many believe that one day the entire globe will utter the unofficial "prayer" of "Contact KiTFoX" when faced with life's troubles.
Person A: "Mt computer is broken."

Person B: "Contact KiTFoX."

"My girlfriend left me, I should contact KiTFoX."

"That man just beat up that old woman and took her purse! Quickly, someone contact KiTFoX!
KiTFoX by Deady August 16, 2009

knitfitti 

Knitfitti (or knit-fitti) is knitted graffiti. Knitted sleeves are fastened around trees, poles, and the like.
Popular in Bellingham, Washington.
Jenny: "Hey look at that cool knitfitti on the tree across the street! The black and white stripes make it look very Tim Burton-esque, wouldn't you say?"
knitfitti by the other jess December 30, 2008
From Yiddish, this acronym stands for "Kish Mir Im Tokhes". A way to tell someone off that you dslike.
You didn't like that concert that I paid for you to attend? Well, KMIT!
KMIT by pentozali November 8, 2005
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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