kmitf stands for "kick me in the face." Alot like fml but much more violent. Used to express retarded amounts of fail on ones self or just ridiculous levels of disappointment.
KMITF, the pregnancy test is positive
AHH! i have a 12 page paper due tomorrow and i still havnt started... KMITF.
AHH! i have a 12 page paper due tomorrow and i still havnt started... KMITF.
by facekicker September 3, 2009
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1. Expression of ultimate disillusionment of the situation.
2. Statement of frustration.
1. Expression of ultimate disillusionment of the situation.
2. Statement of frustration.
OUCH, I've just stubbed my toe - KMITF!
KMITF I’ve got to stay late at work.
My Mrs is having an affair, fucking KMITF!
KMITF I’ve got to stay late at work.
My Mrs is having an affair, fucking KMITF!
by SmellyMatter May 18, 2011
Get the KMITF mug.(Verb) the act of working on a knitting project while watching a streaming video from an online provider like NetFlix, Amazon or Hulu.
by Greedy Perl Dog September 27, 2014
Get the KnitFlixing mug.acronym for "knock it the fuck off", used when there's a n00b in the chat/forum who pisses you off. otherwise one may use KIO.
d00d: to me the SCAR is superior to the 416, firing tests in dusty environments proved it.
n00b: PENIS
d00d: KITFO moron
n00b: PENIS
d00d: KITFO moron
by Dawk Avengr December 26, 2008
Get the KITFO mug.KiTFoX: Named after a breed of North American fox, KitFox is all at once internet handy man, global law enforcer, and general guiding force of nature. In recent years, many people have taken to "giving their problems" to kitfox, in similar ways that many Christians will "let go and let god."
Being a relatively new phenomena that spans through the physical and spiritual world, and the connections of the internet, the debates over the true nature of KiTFoX are still in action. Some believe that KiTFoX is a man (a god-man akin to a Krishna) while others maintain that KiTFoX is a force of nature, put in place by some all seeing persona to right the worlds wrongs and enforce any given areas of truth and morality. Either way, many believe that one day the entire globe will utter the unofficial "prayer" of "Contact KiTFoX" when faced with life's troubles.
Being a relatively new phenomena that spans through the physical and spiritual world, and the connections of the internet, the debates over the true nature of KiTFoX are still in action. Some believe that KiTFoX is a man (a god-man akin to a Krishna) while others maintain that KiTFoX is a force of nature, put in place by some all seeing persona to right the worlds wrongs and enforce any given areas of truth and morality. Either way, many believe that one day the entire globe will utter the unofficial "prayer" of "Contact KiTFoX" when faced with life's troubles.
Person A: "Mt computer is broken."
Person B: "Contact KiTFoX."
"My girlfriend left me, I should contact KiTFoX."
"That man just beat up that old woman and took her purse! Quickly, someone contact KiTFoX!
Person B: "Contact KiTFoX."
"My girlfriend left me, I should contact KiTFoX."
"That man just beat up that old woman and took her purse! Quickly, someone contact KiTFoX!
by Deady August 16, 2009
Get the KiTFoX mug.Knitfitti (or knit-fitti) is knitted graffiti. Knitted sleeves are fastened around trees, poles, and the like.
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Popular in Bellingham, Washington.
Jenny: "Hey look at that cool knitfitti on the tree across the street! The black and white stripes make it look very Tim Burton-esque, wouldn't you say?"
by the other jess December 30, 2008
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by pentozali November 8, 2005
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