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A person that tells way too many Yo mama jokes.
Person 1: "Yo mama so fat she ugly".
Person 2: "stop being a Kedem ."
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keemstar 

I just put my keemstar outside on my grass where it belongs
keemstar by swagmaster800e July 5, 2016
Related Words
KEDEM • Kedemah • keemstar • Kerem • KEEM • Kedamono • Kedern2223 • Kedesha • kadems • Keema
Character from popee the performer
Needs much care
Is a purple doggo and likes chicken
Please help him
He dies in every episode

Please take care of him he is sad
Person 1-did you heard about kedamono?
Person 2-yes I did
Person 1-he died
Person 2-why are we named person 1 and person 2? Why is our grammar so bad?
Kedamono by OwOwhatisthat December 19, 2016

Keemstar 

33 year old reporting "news" then acts like a 12 year old on twitter
That gnome keemstar
Keemstar by GnomeFighter June 10, 2016
If you have a kerem in your life then you are lucky.A Kerem will kick your skinny ass in Fifa. He's quite handsome, somewat smooth, and very intelligent. A kerem will tell you straight up how it is and cheer you up when your feeling down. If You have have a kerem in your life,then you have a cook in your life.
Girl 1: look at that guy over there
Girl 2: wow, that's a kerem right there, wish my bf was more like a kerem.
Kerem by J.w.p.girl November 27, 2012

Killer Keemstar 

A 34 year old man child experiencing a mid life crisis. Usually looks like a gnome.
Dude is he a Killer Keemstar?
I think he is
Killer Keemstar by Rarest Peep June 20, 2016

keemstar 

1. a puerile polemicist; self-proclaimed internet celebrity and renowned bullshit artist; possibly the real life inspiration for the Scumbag Steve meme; one who is fond of leading circlejerks; hypocrite

2. any successful, middle-aged person who, upon experiencing midlife crisis, reverts to wearing fitted caps and basketball jerseys whilst getting stoned and playing video games with his friends
"Do you and Dan still collaborate on anything?"
"No, not since he went and keemstarred during our last project."

"I don't blame her for divorcing him, he wouldn't stop keemstarring in front of the kids!"
keemstar by wordswithworks September 24, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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