Mildly Amused Smirk. Because how many people actually LOL at the internet? Think about it.

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Mammary Alienation Syndrome. Horrible malady afflicting children that have been breastfed by a wet nurse.

Spanish: more, or very

it means Men Ain’t Shit .its when guys hurt you even though you showed them how much you down for them and they still hurt you like a mf

M= making
a= a
s= sandwich

Acronym. Stands for Male Answer Syndrome. (Pronounced - MASS) Used to describe a male know-it-all who doesn't really know-it-all. Not necessarily a complete idiot, but someone who tends to dish out inaccurate information on a regular basis - but with complete confidence and a touch of arrogance. Usually provides this information without invitation or provocation. A Cliff Clavin if you will.