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Some white guy who thinks he can rap just because he's married to Britney Spears. Also refuses to pick up any dog crap in his house if his wife sees it first.
K.Fed accidentally stepped on a steaming pile of poo while practicing his limp so that dey be thinkin he fo reals', dawg.
by X-Terminator December 17, 2005
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A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
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Stupid nickname for Britney's gold digger of a husband who looks like a grown-up version of the banjo-playing little boy from Deliverance.
by pushit February 21, 2006
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1.Another word for wigger.

2.Britney Spears husband

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Sarah: Oh...My...God, look at HIM. Look at what he is wearing? And he is white! What a K-Fed!
Jessica: Wow, look as his wannabe shoes. Yeah, hes definately a K-Fed
The K-Fed: Oh yeah!? POPOZAO!
by Kay Dawgg January 05, 2006
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A nickname for Britney Spears' husband. See also 'Untalented worthless hobo with mop of stringy pubic hair atop his empty, empty head'.
Did you see what K-Fed was wearing? Flip-flops and SOCKS? Jesus Christ, my eyes!
by Ihateyouallsomuch August 08, 2005
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Did you know Sara likes to pay for her cigarettes with nickels and pennies? That is SO K-Fed!
by Mandy1 November 21, 2005
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