K-Fed

A nickname for Britney Spears' husband. See also 'Untalented worthless hobo with mop of stringy pubic hair atop his empty, empty head'.

Did you see what K-Fed was wearing? Flip-flops and SOCKS? Jesus Christ, my eyes!

by Ihateyouallsomuch August 08, 2005

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Did you know Sara likes to pay for her cigarettes with nickels and pennies? That is SO K-Fed!

by Mandy1 November 21, 2005

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THe biggest douche to ever walk the earth who happens to be married to britney spears and be the biggest dipshit to think he can rap.

That kid is a dumbass, just like K-Fed....

by steeze louiz April 11, 2006

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The PRIME example of a man living off of his famous, hugely monied wife in order to acheieve even the tiniest status in his life.

K-Fed did George Bush and O.J. a favor, actually. He's become the new national punchline.

by Their 2nd Cousin November 11, 2006

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The Ex-Husband of Britney Spears, Kevin Federline and father of both of her children.

Brittney became a preggo because K-fed wont Wrap his "friend"

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a knuckle dragging American chav who has NO talent but loads of sperm who should be wiped off the planet for teh benefit of all of the country!

K-Fed is a total fucking scum bag faggot!

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A white man who thinks he can rap.
Originally from Fresno CA.
Married and divorsed Britany Spears.
The End.

Mikaela: K-Fed is the kind of wrapper you spit your gum into and throw away.

Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

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