K.Fed

Some white guy who thinks he can rap just because he's married to Britney Spears. Also refuses to pick up any dog crap in his house if his wife sees it first.

K.Fed accidentally stepped on a steaming pile of poo while practicing his limp so that dey be thinkin he fo reals', dawg.

by X-Terminator December 18, 2005

k-fed

Stupid nickname for Britney's gold digger of a husband who looks like a grown-up version of the banjo-playing little boy from Deliverance.

"K-fed" is a talentless idiot.

by pushit April 12, 2006

k-fed

1.Another word for wigger.

2.Britney Spears husband

See fag

Sarah: Oh...My...God, look at HIM. Look at what he is wearing? And he is white! What a K-Fed!
Jessica: Wow, look as his wannabe shoes. Yeah, hes definately a K-Fed
The K-Fed: Oh yeah!? POPOZAO!

by Kay Dawgg January 9, 2006

K Fed

A tool, a person who lacks in mental awarness.

Sean is such a K Fed.

by William Hungry August 23, 2006

K-Fed

A nickname for Britney Spears' husband. See also 'Untalented worthless hobo with mop of stringy pubic hair atop his empty, empty head'.

Did you see what K-Fed was wearing? Flip-flops and SOCKS? Jesus Christ, my eyes!

by Ihateyouallsomuch September 2, 2005

K-Fed

Another word for something that is white trash.

Did you know Sara likes to pay for her cigarettes with nickels and pennies? That is SO K-Fed!

by Mandy1 December 28, 2005

k-fed

1. the art of leaving your woman for another woman who has a lot of money
2. an asshole

1. He just pulled a K-Fed on me
2. You are such a K-Fed

by Kina June 22, 2006