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K.Fed
Some white guy who thinks he can rap just because he's married to Britney Spears. Also refuses to pick up any dog crap in his house if his wife sees it first.
K.Fed accidentally stepped on a steaming pile of poo while practicing his limp so that dey be thinkin he fo reals', dawg.
K.Fed by X-Terminator December 18, 2005
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k-fed
Stupid nickname for Britney's gold digger of a husband who looks like a grown-up version of the banjo-playing little boy from Deliverance.
K Fed
K Fed by William Hungry August 23, 2006
K-Fed
A nickname for Britney Spears' husband. See also 'Untalented worthless hobo with mop of stringy pubic hair atop his empty, empty head'.
K-Fed by Ihateyouallsomuch September 2, 2005
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