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K’reem 

Kreem a boy who is very athletic. They can get mad fast and they seem very quiet and shy but at home alone their a different person.They are cute most of the times. They are also very forgiving.
K’reem a boy who is very athletic. They can get mad fast and they seem very quiet and shy but at home alone their a different person.They are cute most of the times. They are also very forgiving.
K’reem by Nevergiveupppp November 22, 2021
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kreem mop 

A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.
Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?

Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.
kreem mop by eMpTy009 March 9, 2010
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A young adult (generally of the male variety) who expresses the feeling of being keen, whilst at the same time being reem.
Example 1

Guy in club: Hey look at German Phil with that girl. He's so kreem.

Girl in club: He was in the gym earlier getting reem, and now he looks keen.

Example 2

Girl to German Phil: Would you like strawberries with your kreem?
Kreem by Venezuelan Eric November 26, 2011

Garland-Kreem 

Crack-head, known for dealing "the crack" and for sweating yellow sweat. Hated by many, this individiual is a known felon and should be treated with extreme caution (many=all) Owen shut up.
these "Garland-Kreems" can easily be spotted by their bulging eyes and sweaty armpits.

kreemy kold 

Icecream truck used in R.L Stine’s Haunting Hour
Hey John, have you watched Haunting Hour? I really want to try some Kreemy Kold ice cream!
kreemy kold by Tonya Chinc September 4, 2022
A person who is so addicted to porn that their thoughts have been completely wiped and once every 20 to 30 seconds they spew their reproducive liquids out of their genitalia.
Man: Hello miss how are you today?

Woman: HOLY SHIT UUUUH IM GONNA FUCKING BLOW!!!!

man: You must be a kreemer.
kreemer by ChimmyNipples February 25, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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