A person who is so addicted to porn that their thoughts have been completely wiped and once every 20 to 30 seconds they spew their reproducive liquids out of their genitalia.
Man: Hello miss how are you today?
Woman: HOLY SHIT UUUUH IM GONNA FUCKING BLOW!!!!
man: You must be a kreemer.
Woman: HOLY SHIT UUUUH IM GONNA FUCKING BLOW!!!!
man: You must be a kreemer.
by ChimmyNipples February 25, 2024
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by mr.doodlebop777 January 30, 2010
Get the kiosk kreeper mug.by Green Chick March 11, 2011
Get the Kreeer mug.A young man (usually balding) who participates in various activities looked down upon in society.
Someone who is known for making awkward interactions with the oppossite sex.
Someone who is known for making awkward interactions with the oppossite sex.
Joe is such a kreeper! He sat at home all day and watched hentai!
Did you see the GSTL hitting on that 15 year old? What a kreeper!
Did you see the GSTL hitting on that 15 year old? What a kreeper!
by Koomy July 2, 2008
Get the kreeper mug.A sweet sensitive person who is referred to as an all-around god. There is almost nothing this man can accomplish if his mind is set to it. A "Ryan Kraemer" is also a dancing fiend and all-star athlete. Basically, what I'm trying to say is he is the champ.
by Johnn Crack COrn May 29, 2011
Get the Ryan Kraemer mug.When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.
by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014
Get the Krispy kremer mug.After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.
The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.
by Carol Sullivan April 3, 2009
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