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A person who is so addicted to porn that their thoughts have been completely wiped and once every 20 to 30 seconds they spew their reproducive liquids out of their genitalia.
Man: Hello miss how are you today?

Woman: HOLY SHIT UUUUH IM GONNA FUCKING BLOW!!!!

man: You must be a kreemer.
kreemer by ChimmyNipples February 25, 2024
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kiosk kreeper 

the kreepy foreign dudes that work the kiosks in the malls that check your mother out when she walks by
ew mom that kiosk kreeper was totally just checking you out!
kiosk kreeper by mr.doodlebop777 January 30, 2010
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Adjective used to describe something that is fun/cool as well as green/sustainable.
I love the Kreeer new travel mug from StarBucks.
Kreeer by Green Chick March 11, 2011
A young man (usually balding) who participates in various activities looked down upon in society.

Someone who is known for making awkward interactions with the oppossite sex.
Joe is such a kreeper! He sat at home all day and watched hentai!

Did you see the GSTL hitting on that 15 year old? What a kreeper!
kreeper by Koomy July 2, 2008

Ryan Kraemer 

A sweet sensitive person who is referred to as an all-around god. There is almost nothing this man can accomplish if his mind is set to it. A "Ryan Kraemer" is also a dancing fiend and all-star athlete. Basically, what I'm trying to say is he is the champ.
I wanna be a Ryan Kraemer. He is just someone I admire so much and aspire to be.

Krispy kremer 

When you put a doughnut(s) around your penis and allow a fat woman/women to eat it off, all while licking the sweet icing off of said penis.
Dude, see that fat bitch? I'm gonna give her the krispy kremer! She does look hungry.
Krispy kremer by StiffyMeat July 12, 2014

The Krispy Kremer 

After consuming a dozen hot doughnuts and a gallon of milk in less than 30 minutes, you race to skeet in your bitch's face (by titty fucking, of course) before you puke on her.
The Krispy Kremer I gave my wife last night after dinner ended in white-stuff being spewed all over her face . . and it wasn't my jizz.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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