künk 

1. The sound of an indignant slamming of a telephone handset onto its cradle
2. The sound of a large-headed frenchmen plummeting of a bed in a alcohol-induced stupor

1 *künk* Aaahh F&$^! I fell out of bed guys, f*@#
2. Yes i have a reservation under K. Üüüüüüünk!

künk by Kraut May 31, 2004

Kunk 

Jamaican patois, meaning to hit someone (over or upside the head)

Mi wann fi kunk di boy inna him bloodclaat head

Kunk by JA876 April 12, 2016

Kunk 

A fabled substance produced by the vagina which resembles ungrated Parmesan cheese and smells and tastes like cauliflower. It is frequently sold on the black market and celebrities who wish to make some extra cash have been known to sell their kunk to the kunk connoisseurs of the world. The Queen of England has the most valuable kunk worldwide but she will not sell her kunk. People enjoy kunk on a variety of foods including kunk on toast, kunky fries, macaroni and kunk, and the all time favorite, kunk burgers. Kunk can also be used as a hair mask, for damaged locks.

EW I hooked up with that girl last night, stay away man, she has rotten kunk.

mmm...try my banana kunk milkshake!

Kunk by Jesuslovesme 6969 May 11, 2008

Kunk 

a)A male person with femme girly habits.
This person also possesses a very low IQ, no artistic skills ( or any skills for that matter) and generally very detestable.

b)The act of being utterly retarded, making no sense and thinking you know better , even when proven wrong.

A/B) Dude, stop being/acting like a fucking Kunk.

Kunk by Catgirlz February 14, 2007

Kunk 

A cross between cunt and cuck commonly used buy the legends known as Bobby and Loïc

This word is also used to show that you are an educated and wise person

Sheryn is a kunk!

you kunk!

Kunk by BLA23 July 10, 2021

Kunk 

Kunk: Basically its everything awesome and good mixed up into one wicked word.

Originating from the episode of Monster Factory called Toddisms

That party last night was so kunk!

Kunk by Tim Panic November 21, 2010

Kunk 

arrogant Texan

"My name is Kunk and I like football"

Kunk by paul jones2435 February 21, 2009