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a dead ugly person who stalks you and has scars on there face
EEEWWWWWW KUNKLE!! RUN BITCH RUNN!! arrr
by cornell haynes January 30, 2005
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Engaging in the act of losing your hair at a young age.
He is only 23 and has lost all of his hair, he must be a kunkle.
by Thegreathamhawk November 20, 2005
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To do anything of a sexual nature to someone of the opposite sex, code for something dirty that allows you talk openly in front of strangers/others/parents/ladies..
"Oh god, we kunkled all over the house.. even on the washing machine"

"I kunkled the living shit out of her"

"dude, i kunkled her right in the face"

"have you ever kunkled someone in an airplane toilet... awesome!"
by radman!!!!! September 13, 2007
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A Kunkle is a painful course in which you are forced to do 20,000 pages of book work on eastern Asia.
Mr. Kullowatz just put me through the worst kunkle of my life!
by chrissiet April 16, 2011
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A creepy girl from Phoenix who friends people from a highschool that she does not go to. Kunkles also freind Ohioans.
OMFG...Kunkle just friended me.

SAME.
CREEPER!
by ILOVEKUNKLE November 12, 2010
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