kunkle

a dead ugly person who stalks you and has scars on there face

EEEWWWWWW KUNKLE!! RUN BITCH RUNN!! arrr

by cornell haynes January 30, 2005

kunkle

Engaging in the act of losing your hair at a young age.

He is only 23 and has lost all of his hair, he must be a kunkle.

by Thegreathamhawk November 21, 2005

kunkle

A person who is slowly balding

That kunkle is going to have a hard time finding a girlfriend.

by Lisa Henry December 26, 2005

Kunkle

The transitional genitalia of someone going through a sex change when there are both cunt and testicle or something in between.

Make sure to always wipe your kunkle from front to back.

by Kunklehunters September 03, 2018

Kunkle

A “kunkle” is a slang word for the male bulge. Similar to what you would call a woman’s “cameltoe”, except it’s intended purposes is for people with penises and/or buldges. Just like a cameltoe, it is used primarily when a bulge is very prominent with everything outlined in the article of clothing they are wearing.

1) OMG I can see your kunkle! Fix your pants please, we’re at my nephews birthday party!

2) Their kunkle was so big! I wonder how many people noticed…

3) You can totally see their kunkle in those shorts, they should dress a size up!

by milkykumquat November 07, 2022

Kunkle

Loser; Idoit; Somebody who knows NOTHING.

Jacob Kunkle is a Kunkle.

by Dumbbitch69 May 09, 2011

Kunkles

When you're so fat, your Knuckles can't been seen. Also, not being able to distinguish from the back of your hand and where your knuckles should be.

I got hit by that fatty's kunkles, but it didn't hurt.

by Steparin September 24, 2009