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The short form of kévin. This man is the most popular person of the school. he may be short and have green hair but when styles it the right way he is irresistible in every aspect. His face is a work of art with his bright red freckles. A Kíví is often a school representative and has many friends who truly love and appreciate him. In the greek mythology he is the god of kiwis and when you translate his name into english it spells “hedgehog fart”. In his final form he can summon an army of kiwi fruits who will defend their master with all of their strength.

In general he is the coolest, most dancing gorilla with a weak immune system and is kinda stupid.
Person 1: “Our school representative is the best!”
Person 2: “what’s his name?”
Person 1: “Kíwí. he is the most kost beautiful being i have seen in my life. i love him with all of my heart and i will protect him until the end of times. I would marry him too.”
Person 2: “Ok.”
Kíví: the god of kiwi fruits
Kíví by NomNom8237362727 November 21, 2021
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Kivi God is a person who possesses the power to control time and space. Temperament is quite discorded with others, easy to get angry, doesn't like difficult people, difficult but extremely caring for others. Ki stands for "kill", Vi stands for "vision". Taking the form of an ordinary human, Kivi lives a lazy, irresponsible life with everything around.
Likes to kill in many ways. The favorite type of killing is watching them scream in pain.
Kivi: Hello.
IG: Shut up, ur mom.
Kivi: I'll kill you. I will tear your bones, watching you scream in pain.
IG: ok...
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A person who loves trinkets and anything silly. They espically love SpongeBob trinkets and giving such trinkets to friends and family. They are silly, fun, loving, beautiful, kind, and smart.
Person 1: *wants a trinket*
Person 2: Here! I got you a trinket
Person 1: OMG thank you so much, you are just like a kivi
Kivi by Carkeyyyy November 15, 2022
Are you really Kivi? No Im not an alcoholic
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Kivi x Jericho 

So first, Kivi doesn't like Jericho at all. Same as Jericho. Sadly, Jericho loves Gohan already. So this isn't fun. Please don't do it anymore.
Kivi: Hello Jericho!
Jericho: Hi.
Gohan: KIVI X JERICHO??!
Kivi: No.
Gohan: Ur mom.
Jericho: I love Gohan.

Kivi’ana 

the funniest person you’ll ever meet. is never afraid to call people out on their shit, and is the realest person a friend could ask for. is very extroverted and brings out the best in you, constantly hyping you up, and defending you. has a fire sense of style as well.
“who is that?”

girl that’s kivi’ana, the funniest person i know
Kivi’ana by poopy. butt November 20, 2023

kivisitt 

Little ugly boy whos parents left him because he is a niglet
Look ar kivisitt he is so sad because he is a niglet whos parents left him. Look theres kivisitt, he is being annoying and sucking dick at the same time
kivisitt by Goofyahnigletporn69 January 9, 2023
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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