Adjective used to describe anything meant to piss someone off with the intent of humor... and none resulting. Also defined as stating normal sentences in question form. Not to be confused with synonyms such as flagrantly homosexual.
Adjective used to describe the actions of Matt. Also defined as stating normal sentences in question form. Anything intended to piss someone off with the intent of humor... with none resulting. Not to be confused with synonyms such as flagrantly homosexual.
A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."
Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.