Jurgens
Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.
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Sienna Jurgens
Sienna Jurgens by tessasheldonn January 12, 2012
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Jergens Jerk
Granny B never understood why her Jergens bottle went half empty when her grandson spent the weekend. His hands were always greasy from his Jergens Jerks.
Jergens Jerk by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2017
Jorgenson
For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the male existence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.
For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.
For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.
Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."
Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."
Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."
Jorgenson by Alexander Karensky August 23, 2009
Jurgen Flopp
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jergens
Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
jergens by Steven J Miller April 14, 2007
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