jurgensing

The inhalation of edible solids. Also known as the act of converting food directly into carbon dioxide. One may not notice this food actually exists as it will be inhaled so quickly.

1)Herald and Fred were eating lunch together. Herald dropped a dollar on the floor and bent over to retrieve it. By the time he came back up his friend had already finished his entire lunch. "Wow, you certainly jurgensed your food!" exclaimed Herald.

2)The boy finished his meal so fast each day that his friends soon came to pick on him for constantly jurgensing.

jurgensing by Richard Snodgrass February 12, 2008

Jurgensen 

Someone who kills computers in cisco class because of downloading porn. Someone that is a Jurgensen also hates Bill Gates and jerks it to Steve Jobs because he made the iPhone.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy?

Guy 2: "Holy shit man he killed a computer in cisco class...wow.

Guy 1: "He must be a Jurgensen."

Jurgensen by Halpert.uk March 4, 2010

Pull a Jürgensen

To pull a Jürgensen, one must visit a related workplace at another location (the more distant, the more Jürgensen), get invited to a party organized by said office, take part in an official competitive event organized for the occasion, and then unscrupulously win the first place to the dismay of local employees.

Hey, guys, the Prague team invited me to a party last night, we played mini-golf and I managed to pull a Jürgensen :D

Pull a Jürgensen by Absinthman December 19, 2017